GRANNY GOODNESS
Real Name: Goodness
Class: God (New Gods)
Occupation: Headmistress, formerly soldier
Group Affiliation: Darkseid's Elite
Known Relatives: unnamed parents
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: Apokolips
First Appearance: Mister Miracle I #2 (June-July, 1971)
Powers: Granny was incredibly long-lived and a proficient fighter possessing surprising strength for her advanced age. She wielded a Mega-rod, which shot destructive beams of energy and electrically charged energy-gauntlets.. Granny was an unsurpassed military trainer, who knew how to break the wills of the strongest recruits and how to instill them with unthinking loyalty to Darkseid. She had a "tough love" approach to training, alternating torture and endearing familial words to make her soldiers love and fear her.
History: (Secret Origins of Super-Villains 80-Page Giant #1) - Apokolips, Goodness was training to become one of Darkseid’s soldiers, and excelled due to her physical prowess and merciless streak. She was given a hound named Mercy to train and fight alongside, but the day came for a loyalty test when a military examiner told her to kill the hound. She instead killed the examiner, and had to answer to Darkseid for her actions. She told Darkseid Mercy was more of an asset to him than the examiner; she’d trained the hound to be loyal to Darkseid above all others. Darkseid tested her claim by telling the hound to kill her, and Goodness destroyed the hound in self-defense. Darkseid was impressed by the blind loyalty she’d instilled in the hound and appointed her the head of an orphanage to teach Apokoliptian youths that same loyalty to him.
As the years went by Granny Goodness was made headmistress of many orphanages and became legendary for shaping the orphans of Armagetto into unthinking, cruel soldiers for Darkseid's armies. Her orphanages were inhumane beyond description, and only the most rugged individuals graduated and became Darkseid's foot soldiers. Granny thought of the orphans as her children and told them she loved them as she put them through the paces.
(Jack Kirby’s Fourth World #9 (fb)) - Iluthin was a New God, and a student at Granny Goodness’ Orphanage, where lowly Apokoliptians were transformed into soldiers of Darkseid. Iluthin had a rough training, and turned to thievery, stealing from his fellow students, the Apokoliptian armory, and finally from Darkseid’s head assassin Kanto 13. He was caught by Sergeant Skragg, and brought before Granny, and even though she promoted treachery, she was ashamed that he’d allowed himself to get caught in the act. She reminded him that only the strong survived on Apokolips, and had him run a gauntlet of his fellow students as punishment. He made it to the end with his extraordinary agility and fighting prowess, injuring his classmates along the way, but Kanto 13 was at the end, and started beating him to a pulp. Darkseid, impressed with Iluthin’s potential, interrupted. He used his omega-beams on him for a total wipeout, and told him that if he survived his destiny would be altered. Kanto guessed the boy survived, teleported instead of disintegrated, and vowed to track him down.
(New Gods I #7) - Darkseid made a pact of peace with New Genesis that required him to send his son Orion to be raised on New Genesis. In return Highfather sent his son to Apokolips, and Darkseid handed him over to Granny Goodness to raise in her orphanage. Darkseid told her to train him as a warrior, and to break his spirit. He hoped the boy would eventually try to escape Apokolips, nullifying the pact. In honor of this plan Granny named the boy Scott Free.
(New
Gods III #9) - Granny had her troops administer regular beatings to
Scott Free for minor infractions in hopes of breaking his spirit, but
Scott stayed strong through the help of his secret allies Metron and
Himon.
Granny trained the Female Furies to be shock troops for Darkseid, but it was to her eternal shame that the Furies' leader Big Barda defected to Earth to be with her true love Mr. Miracle. Granny has spent much of her free time on plans to punish both Barda and Miracle for their disobedience.
(Martian Manhunter II #33, 34) - Martian Ma’Alefa’Ak opened communication with Apokolips and Darkseid became interested in the Life Equations of Ma’Alefa’Ak’s father M’Yrinn. Granny and other New Gods were sent to Mars to lull the Martians into a false sense of security. Glorious Godfrey explored the idea of an Anti-Life Equation with M’Yrinn and soon after Parademons raided Mars and kidnapped M’Yrinn and a number of Martian children. Granny brought the children to her orphanage to train, but J’Onn J’Onzz came to Apokolips and freed them.
(Mister Miracle I #2) - Granny Goodness wanted to kill Miracle for escaping her orphanage, so she set up a base in a mansion on Earth and sent her soldiers to capture him, but they ended up with his assistant Oberon and a Follower, a robotic duplicate, instead. Granny's sweet words to her soldiers were replaced by blows when she saw they'd failed, blaming them for making her upset. Miracle followed them to Granny's lair, but was captured, and he and Oberon were thrown in the X-Pit, a torture device created by Overlord, a gift given to Granny. After going through several torment cycles Miracle attached his Mother Box to the X-Pit, which was linked with Overlord, and the resulting feedback killed overlord. Granny was distraught that her gift was gone, and Miracle warned her to leave him be.
(New Gods II #6) - Darkseid made Apokolips universally automated, run by machines that protected Apokolips and kept the populace in line, but his elite troops craved the old days of war and glory. In frustration the Female Furies took pot shots at Darkseid’s Mekkanoids while Orion invaded the planet. Granny scolded them, but they ran her off. Supervisors were ready to execute the Furies for their traitorous behavior, but in deference to their former accomplishments as warriors they were only tortured with energy bursts. Granny, too, was punished for being unable to contain her troops.
(Jack Kirby’s Fourth World #3) - Darkseid roared with laughter when he saw the sun rise on Apokolips for the first time after Highfather had fused Apokolips and New Genesis into one world, and confided in Kanto and Granny Goodness that he always had a good sense of humor about the cosmos, and was honored that Highfather was going through such effort to distract him, but he wouldn’t be foiled. He assembled an armada of spaceships from all the worlds and pantheons of gods he’d conquered, and aimed them at Earth.
(Superboy and the Ravers #14) -
(Jack Kirby’s Fourth World #9) - With Apokolips and New Genesis separated, and with Darkseid lost to the Promethean Galaxy, the Elite gathered to discuss business. Granny was raging about the fate of Apokolips, and Virman produced field reports that said the firepits overflowed, leaving most of the planet uninhabitable. In addition he noted the massive loss of civilian lives and surface structure damage. Desaad was not impressed, noting that, as always Virman focused on the details and failed to appreciate the big picture. Desaad feared that without Darkseid all of Apokolips would plunge into civil war. Kanto warned him that previous experience showed the folly of tring to take Darkseid’s mantle when he was gone, and insinuated that he could assassinate Desaad. For once Desaad showed backbone, warning Kanton that the Parademons were loyal to him in Darkseid’s absence. Granny broke them up, and told them to focus on their master Darkseid, and finding a way to free him from the Source Wall.
(Darkseid #1) -
(Jack Kirby’s Fourth World #18) - Kalibak siphoned Darkseid’s energy from the Source Wall, and used his newfound power to engage in final combat with Orion. Orion was defeated after a battle that shook Apokolips, and Kalibak planned on draining the rest of his father’s energy before confronting him in combat. Darkseid’s Elite of Granny, Kanto, Desaad, and Virmin were furious, both for the waste laid on Apokolips, and his terminity of challenging his father. They screamed at him via tele-screen until Tigra appeared, spreading her lies that Kalibak was the one true son of Darkseid, and it was his destiny alone to confront his father, not Orion’s.
(Jack Kirby’s Fourth World #19) - On Apokalips Desaad gave Darkseid a battle report of the forces Kalibak raised against him. Darkseid was somewhat confused about Kalibak demanding final battle, and Desaad reminded him of Tigra’s lies that Orion was not his son. Darkseid, completely out of character, apologized, and admitted that he was unfocused after his time in the Source Wall. Desaad was worried about his master’s state of mind, and shared his knowledge with Darkseid’s Elite Vundabar, Kanto and Granny Goodness. They bickered, and Virman tried to play both sides Kanto physically subjugated him, and told him his only use was as a paperweight. Tigra appeared, and told the Elite the time had come to take power from Darkseid, and if his weakness was known his own supporters would be on their side. Virman Vundabar schemed to assassinate Darkseid in his weakened state. He pointed a crossbow at his lord, but Darkseid had predicted that he was his only minion who would plot against him after his return from the Source Wall. Darkseid’s weakness was a ploy meant to draw out enemies. Vundabarr reminded him that Darkseid taught survival of the strongest, and Darkseid said he once again confused strength with cunning. Darkseid used his omega beam to wipe Vundabarr from existence.
(A. Bizarro #3) - Al Bizarro came to Apokolips through a boom tube after stumbling across a mother box. Darkseid handed him over to his torturer Desaad. Desaad got little pleasure at the prospect of torturing a dim creature ca
pable of feeling virtually no pain, so he pawned him of on Granny Goodness's orphanage to annoy her. Granny thought he was worthless, so she had one of her children warriors named Seera act as his babysitter. Serra played the Apokolute, and A. thought it the perfect backing for his rocker songs, even performing with her for the other children at the orphanage. Granny didn't like A.'s influence on her, and forbid Seera to see him, but she revolted, helping A. escape. They recovered A.'s mother box, and transported to Earth. Granny was furious that after all the love she'd shown Seera, the least the little girl could to to repay her was to die at her hand.(Superman / Batman #9, 11, 12) - Darkseid wanted someone to replace Big Barda as head of the Female Furies, but Granny couldn't produce any worthy candidates. The closest Granny came was a girl named Precious, who challenged the Furies to combat, but was slaughtered by them. Darkseid told her he wanted Superman's cousin Kara Zor-El, who'd recently landed on Earth, and warned that if she failed he'd have the Furies kill her. Kara was brought to Apokolips, and Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and Big Barda followed to rescue her. The Furies engaged Wonder Woman and Barda in combat were victorious, and Granny planned to present Wonder Woman to Darkseid as a possible new leader for the Furies. Wonder Woman threatened to strangle Granny with her lasso, forcing the Furies to release them.
Comments: Created by Jack Kirby.
Granny Goodness received profiles in Who's Who: The Definitive Directory of the DC Universe #9 and Who's Who in the DC Universe #4. She received a profile in Who’s Who in the DC Universe #7 under the Darkseid’s Elite entry.
Mr. Miracle had a nightmare about Granny Goodness in Sandman II #5.
There were pin-ups of Granny Goodness in the Fourth World Gallery.
Granny Goodness had cameos in Jack Kirby’s Fourth World #1, 11 and New Gods III #6.
Granny Goodness’ appearance in New Gods I #7 was reprinted in New Gods II #4.
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