JOAN GARRICK
Real Name: Joan Williams Garrick
Class: Human
Occupation: Housewife
Group Affiliation: None
Known Relatives: Jay Garrick (Flash, husband), Joseph Garrick (father-in-law, deceased), Ally Gates (cousin), Edgar Smith (cousin), Arthur Williams (father, presumably deceased), unnamed adopted son (deceased)
Aliases: None
Base of Operations: Keystone City, Kansas
First Appearance: Flash Comics #1 (January, 1940)
Powers: None.
History:
(Flash Comics #70) - Jay Garrick, accompanied by Joan, traveled to the Barnacle Beach Summer Resort to run chemical tests on the seawater, and they ran into the Three Dimwits, who’d opened up a hot dog stand. They admitted business was poor because of how far away from the beach they were located, and they’d foolishly chosen their location so they wouldn’t have to compete with vendors on the beach. Jay mentioned that seawater contained gold, and the Dimwits decided to become prospectors, bringing pans to the seashore. Noddy fell in the water and landed on a chest full of gold, but he wasn’t paying attention to his surroundings because he was panicked, so when he surfaced he assumed his pan was full of gold from the seawater. He showed his discovery to Jay, who recognized the gold pieces as belonging to a collection heisted by criminal Spots Cordon years ago. Spots had been released from prison, and planned on collecting his underwater stash, but was furious seeing Noddy with some of his coins. He threatened Noddy, but Jay went into action as the Flash. Flash fought off the crooks while the Three Dimwits fled, but the scarlet speedster slipped on a rock and cracked his head. Spots and his gang found the Dimwits hiding on their rowboat and tied them up, before boarding their scow to recover the loot. Flash recovered and sped to the scow, and when the crooks jumped overboard Flash showed them he could swim as fast as he could run and quickly knocked them all out with a few well placed punches.
(Flash Comics #71) - George Morris was a gambling addict whose girlfriend Minnie begged him to stop. He lost all the money he had to take her out except for ten dollars, and decided to try his luck one last time at a gambling club. While he was on his way Jay and Joan were getting ready for a date, but Joan got a call from the chief of police saying he needed the Flash and Joan resigned herself to the fact that she’d have to take another rain ticket on a date. The chief told flash gambling was rampant in Keystone city, but anytime they took down one gambling group, the crooks used a phone system to warn everyone else in the city to shut their games down. Flash could travel faster than phone, and raided the Put and Take, the same club George Morris was at, betting his last ten dollars on roulette. As Flash whizzed by him the roulette ball came up on 7 and he was $100 richer. Flash rounded up the club owners and cut their telephone lines before speeding to the racetrack. George Morris was at the track and bet all his money on the broken down Shelley Boy. Point men were watching for police, so Flash ran through the track at superspeed, using Shelly Boy to cover his arrival and netting Morris another big win as he took out the point men and the police shut the track down. Flash went to the waterfront to catch the last major gang, the Kobblestone Kids, while two of the Kids spotted Morris, and overhearing him brag about his luck invited him to the waterfront to make a bet. They bet him all his money that it would rain in five minutes, planning to activate sprinklers on the waterfront attacked to a water tower. Flash dumped the water tower on the other members of the Kids, and the police arrested them, while George found himself rich because there was no “rain.” He took the money to Minnie who said she was done with him even if he had a fortune because he was an addict. Flash ran by his apartment, and the money got blown out the window. George saw it as a sign and told Minnie he was done gambling forever.
(Flash Comics #72) - Joan Williams read the Three Dimwits the story of Pygmalion, and they immediately decided to carve their own statue of a woman in hopes of it coming to life and marrying them, despite Joan’s protests that Pygmalion was merely a legend. The Dimwits took a job at Ye Olde Wax Museum, and used left over wax to start their sculpture, which they named Myrtle. Flash caught Jinx, his right hand man, and his moll robbing a jewelry store, but they escaped after the moll whacked Flash with her handbag. They hid out in the wax museum, changing clothes with statues of Caesar, Napoleon and Myrtle. The Dimwits thought Caesar’s chin looked ugly, and tried to chisel it off until Jinx yelled at them. They caught Myrtle yawning, and convinced they’d brought her to life, asked her to marry all three of them. Jinx and company said they wanted to go on a night stroll, and robbed another jewelry store, telling the Dimwits it was okay, because nobody ever arrested a statue. Jay Garrick gave a lecture about the impossibility of creating artificial life, but the Dimwits interrupted him, saying they’d done just that. The crowd broke out in laughter, and Jay thanked the Dimwits for livening up his lecture, but they insisted he come to the wax museum to prove they had created life. The crooks had put the wax statues back in place and redressed them, and the unimpressed Jay said he’d see the Dimwits around. He later reconsidered because the Dimwits were always getting in improbable messes, and after changing into the Flash he saw the Dimwits leading the crooks on another night jaunt. Flash rounded up the crooks, and Jinx boasted he’d never find their stash, but Flash said crooks were never as smart as they thought they were, and easily figured out that Jinx had switched his loot with the costume jewelry and props in the wax museum.
(Flash Comics #73) - The Three dimwits invited Flash and Joan to see their new submarine, as they had decided to become undersea explorers despite knowing nothing about oceanography. Noddy showed them that it was powered by a perpetual motion device of his own invention, a generator suspended between two magnetic. Flash was incredulous at the idea of Noddy inventing a theoretically impossible device, but when they climbed aboard and started the machine it hummed to life. The sub lifted into the air and flew into space, with Flash calculating their trajectory and realizing they were headed to Mars. There was no way to stop the perpetual motion device, so once it landed on Mars Flash and company had to race outside, as the sub kept going, boring into Mars’ surface before disappearing entirely. A delegate of Martians met the dimwits, believing them to be geniuses who had discovered interplanetary travel, but their mental tests proved that the dimwits had not a brain cell amongst them. The Martians caged them and began musing that if all Earthlings were so stupid the planet would be ripe for invasion. Flash, hidden by his superspeed, whispered a plan to Noddy, who said he’d demonstrate his mental powers. Flash, still unseen because of his speed, bent the cage’s bars, and when a Martian pulled an atomic ray Flash disassembled it. Flash bowled over the Martians, who were now convinced Earthlings possessed powerful mental abilities. The sub drilled straight through Mars and emerged on the other side of the planet. Flash leapt towards it at superspeed, with his momentum dragging Joan and the Dimwits to the sub with him. The sub returned to Earth, at which point the “perpetual motion device” gave out due to air friction and fell apart.
(Flash Comics #74) - The Three Dimwits answered a help wanted ad to watch after some cats and ended up at Carl Wendt’s Cat Farm, where they learned their charges would be tigers. The dimwits tried to quit immediately, but Wendt offered them a healthy bonus. Jay Garrick and Joan Williams were on a date when the police commissioner summoned Flash, and Joan said she was used to their dates being postpones. The commissioner told Flash there was a diamond smuggling enterprise making headway into Keystone City, but customs officials couldn’t find the source. Noddy nearly got mauled by a tiger and called Joan for help. She told Flash about the Dimwits dilemma, but he said they had to get themselves out of whatever trouble they’d gotten themselves in because he was after a smuggler ring, and gave a speech about how smugglers were ruining legitimate jewelers and diamond-cutters by flooding the market. At Joan’s insistence Flash saved the Dimwits from an angry tiger and the Dimwits realized some of the cats were stuffed and filled with diamonds and other jewels. Flash realized Wendt was smuggling precious stones using stuffed mounts and made quick work of Wendt and his men. While Flash was busy delivering justice Noddy showed his pals a new trick. He stuck his head in a lion’s mouth, and it appeared that the lion then bit his head off. Noddy was pleased with his trick, showing that he could fool the lion and his pals by pulling his neck into his collar.
(Flash Comics #76) - The super-elixir that cured Worry Wart’s condition wore off and he returned to his old neurotic self, so he visited Jay Garrick and asked if the Flash could whip him up another batch. Jay gave him anti-worry pills, and told him to take one a month. Worry Wart figured two pills would be better than one, and overjoyed that he was no longer miserable after two pills he decided to swallow the whole bottle. Worry ?Wart was now completely carefree and ecstatic, giving off happiness-rays that spread across Keystone City. Everyone in Keystone gave up their responsibilities for revelry with banks throwing money at people and large groups of citizens singing in the streets. Jay and Joan laughed with each other, satisfied that they’d never have another worry in their life. Jay changed into the Flash to spread joy, but as he approached the city limits the happiness-rays wore off and he came to his sense, realizing happiness had to be earned and not taken for granted. Flash warned people about entering Keystone and made radio broadcasts warning any visitors to insulate their heads so they’d be immune to the happiness-rays. A group of crooks got the idea to insulate their heads and rob the carefree city blink, targeting jewlers, banks and other businesses. Flash made short work of them, ripping the turbans they were wearing on their heads so they’d become carefree like everyone else. Worry Wart visited a lighting works and almost fell into a generator, but Flash saved him. Flash said that if he’d hit the generator his concentrated happiness-rays would have turned the whole world carefree, completely halting human progress, so he hooked Worry Wart up to a device that drained the rays from his body and dissolved them in an acid solution. Worry Wart was back to his old miserable self, and Flash found that the citizens of Keystone were not grateful that they were back to normal. Instead everyone was depressed and angry that their brief happiness had come to an end, and Flash felt terrible, even if he knew he had to do what he did.
(All-Flash #25) - Joan’s cousin Alley Gates came to town to enter a jitterbug contest with Joan as his partner. He was a big jitterbug enthusiast, and wanted to meet the Flash, who he assumed was as hip as he was. Jay assured him that Flash was cultured, and liked classical music, and Alley was supremely disappointed. The jitterbug dance was robbed by Slapsy Simmons, who hated dances because he’d been laughed at his whole life because he was a terrible dancer. Jay changed to Flash and foiled the robbery, but as he spun Slapsy around and threw him across the room Alley got in his way. The impact could have killed him, so Flash tackled Slapsy, injuring his own back, and allowing the crook to escape. The injured Jay attended another dance the next day, and drove off Slapsy by hurling donated children’s toys at him at super-speed. Flash was recovered by the time of the next jitterbug championship, and impressively rounded up Slapsy and his gang on the dance floor. The judges were so impressed with his display that they wanted to award him the jitterbug championship. Alley Gates decided that Flash was one cool cat after all.
(All-Flash #25) - The Three Dimwits had dinner with Jay Garrick and Joan Williams, and told the couple they’d rescued a mermaid from a net while fishing, and she’d rewarded them with furniture made of gold. Jay and Joan were skeptical until Winky pulled out a golden spoon. They also said some “nice men” helped them load their furniture into their cottage. Jay correctly deduced that the “nice men” were criminals casing the joint and changed into Flash to check on the Dimwits cottage and found it being robbed by mobster Spike’s hoods. He send them to jail, but the next day Spike’s mouthpiece got them out, and both they and the Flash followed the Dimwits to their rendezvous with the mermaid. Flash stopped the crooks from taking the mermaid’s gold and told the Dimwit's the U.S. government forbid citizens from hoarding gold, so they couldn’t accept any more gifts. The Dimwits panicked about going to jail, and regretfully told the mermaid they could no longer accept her generosity. Flash took Spike to prison and he tried to get back at the hero by tipping off the police about the Three Dimwits’ stash. The police investigated, but all the gold had turned to seawater. The mermaid’s process of extracting gold from water left items constructed from the process only physically stable in the sea.
(Flash Comics #78) - Jay and Joan prepared for their Halloween party with some help from the Three Dimwits. Jay cashed a check to pay for party favors when a gang of criminals robbed the bank. The crooks had been led by Brains before he was sent away, and were striking out on their own. Jay changed into the Flash and seemed to have the crooks well in hand before he ran into an exposed electrical wire and was knocked out. The crooks ran off and spotted the dimwits in their costumes, dressed as outlaws Dick Turpin, Jesse James and Captain Kidd. The crooks were convinced they were spirits raised up during Halloween, and when they were invited to Joan’s party they misinterpreted the invitation as a scheme to rob her. Flash recognized Joan’s unwelcome guests, and during the Halloween games he used the opportunity to smack them around. Brain got out of prison, and was infuriated, that his gang had taken up with the Nitwits, and knocked them cold with a slapjack. The Dimwits dreamed about imps trying to pull the tooth from a jack o’lantern, and suddenly realized what was actually going on when they woke up. They asked Flash to save the day, and he rounded up Brain and his men.
(Flash Comics #79) - Eel was released on parole, and deciding jail was for suckers he was determined to find a way to make a way by working with the law instead of against it. He met with his old gang, who lent him enough money to incorporate a new town Eeltown. He hired the Three Dimwits to serve as mayor, judge and chief of police and started posting advertisements extolling the low cost of living in Eeltown. Jay Garrick told Joan Williams he was running out of space for his lab equipment in his apartment, and Joan suggested he rent a house in Eeltown. With a number of people having moved into town eel set in motion his plan to start raking in cash. He wrote a number of ridiculous laws into the town by-laws, and had the Three Dimwits arrest a number of citizens and fine them for such violations as failure to install a telephone, failing to eat lunch at noon or not wearing a red tie on Monday. Jay changed into Flash to research the laws, and realized he couldn’t directly confront Eel and his gang because a bunch of the laws specifically targeted him such as laws against fighting or flinging people into the air. Flash caused a number of accidents like pushing one of the gang out a window, knocking a crook in the face with a door and unhitching a horse from the gang’s wagon until Eel and his crew could no longer stand living in their own town. Flash told eel the city would prosper without him and bid him goodbye.
(Flash Comics #80) - Flash saw some men about to enter a bank with their guns drawn and gave them a thrashing. The crooks told Flash he couldn’t prove they actually intended to rob the bank, saying it was his word against theirs. Young artist Bobby Gordon witnessed the scene, and showed Flash he’d made some sketches of the men before Flash spotted them. He promised to testify with Flash to put them behind bars. Bobby told Flash he was running away from home because he was confined to a wheelchair and felt like a burden. Flash brought him to the office of the Daily Review newspaper, and the editor was so impressed with bobby’s work that he commissioned news related art from him. Flash returned bobby to his parents and had a sit down with them. He told them how Bobby felt people, including his parents, were pitying him, and he encouraged them to treat Bobby more as an equal because he was more than his handicap. Flash told Joan about bobby and decided to commission a portrait, thrilling Joan. Moose, the brother of one of the robbers Flash picked up, decided to threaten Bobby, reasoning that he could scare him into silence before he was set to testify. They went to his home and threatened him, but Flash was present, and moved at superspeed so they couldn’t see him. He told bobby he could choose what to do and Flash would back him up. Bobby refused to be intimidated, and Flash roughed up the goons, sending them packing. Bobby had a renewed sense of confidence and started a successful career as an artist.
(Flash Comics #81) - Jay and Joan went to a football game, and Jay reminisced about how much he enjoyed playing college football, but he knew he could never go pro because his speed would give him an unfair advantage. Joan suggested they go to their alma mata Midwestern University’s homecoming day, and jay was excited about the prospect of seeing Midwestern play Lake university in football. On the train ride to Midwestern Jay overheard “odds” Henry’s men talking about getting a big payday by betting on Lake, kidnapping their players and replacing them with ringers. Lake’s ringers did predictably well, and Jay changed into Flash and rescued the kidnapped players from the Mine Hotel. He told the coaches what was going on, and asked to help Midwestern win the gang to spoil “Odds” scheme. The coaches agreed, saying they’d have a proper game afterwards. Underdog “All Thumbs” McGurk was put in the game for Midwestern, and Flash used his superspeed to help McGurk lead his team to victory. “Odds” crime was exposed, and he was arrested by the police.
(Flash Comics #82) - Joan’s cousin Edgar Smith from Cleveland came into an inheritance from his uncle and traveled to Keystone city, checking in at the hotel Monty. He was confused when the staff claimed he’d staid there before, saying his name was Walter Jordan. All of his suitcase had been replaced and had Walter Jordon’s initials on them. Smith was confused, but called Joan to say he was in town. The staff saw him talking to Joan and Jay and called their boss, Brain Guy, who sent thugs to kidnap them. Jay changed into Flash and fended off the kidnappers, while Brain Guy visited Smith and showed him a newspaper with his photo on it that announced Walter Jordon was wanted for murder. Smith thought he was losing his mind and Brain Guy told him to lay low. He told Joan he feared he was cracking up and Flash went to Cleveland to see if he could learn anything. He found that smith was on the train to Keystone at the time Jordan committed murder, so he couldn’t be Jordan and he couldn’t be a criminal. The Brain Guy’s racket was to offer criminals a fall guy for their crimes, driving them out of their minds with the help of the Monty staff until they were willing to confess to anything. The scheme relied on the fall guy having no friends or family, so he sent an assassin to rub out Joan and Jay. Flash easily captured the hired gun, who confessed everything he knew about the Brain Guy. Flash brought the DA to Brain Guy’s office, clearing Smith’s name and presenting enough evidence for the DA to order Brain Guy arrested.
(Flash Comics #83) - When Fred Handy was convicted for the murder of banker Jeffers he proclaimed his innocence and vowed to kill every one of the jurors that convicted him. A spectral Handy made his appearance, and the jurors did indeed start dying. Flash investigated and tangled twice with his ghostly antagonist, but couldn’t prevent him from killing jurors. He discovered the “ghost’s” hit list, and the order that he was killing the jurors, and stopped him from killing jury foreman Simon Biggs. “Handy's" ghost turned out to be Ed Zelon, one of the jurors. He revealed that Simeon had killed Jeffers to keep him from exposing him as a crook, and pinned the murder on Handy. He insinuated himself into the criminal trial and bribed his fellow jurors into voting Handy guilty. Zelon cracked from feelings of guilt, and started knocking off the jury. Simeon tried to kill Flash, but the hero defeated him. The whole case left him a bit shaken, and he took a vacation with Joan into the country to calm his nerves.
(Flash Comics #85) - Joan called up Flash, asking him to come to the Royal Theatre. When he arrived he saw a ballet performance interrupted by a masked man in the audience firing on the stage and knocked him out with a punch. Joan told Flash she’d written a ballet called Crime Wave, and the man in the audience was an actor firing blanks. She just wanted to see Flash’s reaction to see how convincing the scene would appear. Jay attended the opening night performance with Joan and when the masked man showed up and opened fire Jay congratulated him on his performance. Jay and Joan realized the man was not the actor, who was tied up backstage, and he’d fired off live rounds, killing two of the ballet dancers. Joan realized she’d be forced to close her show, and introduced Jay to theatre critic Schuyler Van Wert, who’s taken an interest in her work. He suggested she change her ballet to an ice capades show. The show was a success, but the show’s producer Torg seemed terrified of another attack and suffered a fatal heart attack. Jay saw some goons in the audience who were startled, saying Torg wasn’t supposed to die. Jay changed into Flash and investigated Torg’s backstage room, finding a letter from the Impresario, who demanded protection money or else he’d kill Torg. Flash realized Impresario and his gang were running a protection racket on local theatre companies and decided to tail the goons. They lost him in the theatre’s basement where they shot pipes full of freezing chlorine gas, disabling Flash. Flash came up with a plan; if a show protected by the Impresario had something happen to ruin it the producers would stop paying and Impresario would be forced to make a move. Flash created gale force winds by spinning around outside a theatre company, keeping anyone from entering. The producers were so infuriated that they didn’t have a single customer that they refused payment to Impresario’s men. Impresario realized Flash was responsible and told his men they’d have to kill the hero. They ambushed Flash and Joan outside another theatre and tied them up. Impresario revealed himself as Van Wert, and told the story of how his acting career was ruined by a case of stage fright, forcing him to destroy the theatre. Flash called him a failure as an actor, hoping to goad him into a mistake. Impresario said he’d give a demonstration of his abilities, and after changing costumes he began performing Macbeth. Flash taunted him until he lept at the hero with a knife. Flash dodged, and the knife cut his bonds. Flash easily defeated Impresario and his gang, saying he’d have a starring role as a prisoner for the rest of his life.
(Flash Comics #86) - Jay and Joan investigated a meteor crash site, and after taking some meteor fragments they discovered a dinosaur footprint and made a plaster cast of it. Shockingly they were attacked by a dinosaur that tried to eat them, and after freeing themselves from its’ jaws they fell to the ground and were knocked out. They woke inside a natural history museum next to a dinosaur skeleton and a meteor display. The display case was cracked open and Jay had possession of the display’s meteor. Museum guards detained them and brought them to curator Professor Lang. Jay sometimes worked as a consultant with the museum, and when he told Lang his story Lang said he must have cracked from the strain of his work. Jay was arrested, but determined to get to the bottom of things he put a dummy in his cell and exited as Flash. He returned to the museum to encounter crooks stealing the meteorite display. Flash foiled them, and had to change back into Jay when Lang visited him in jail to authenticate the fragments. Lang handed the fragments to museum security who drove off with them, but Jay followed them as the Flash and witnessed the guards, who he recognized as the robbers that targeted the museum, handing over the fragments to wealthy collector Mr. Sleek. Flash realized Lang was selling off the museum’s collection and replacing the museum displays with replicas. Lang held Flash and Joan at gunpoint, brought them backed to the museum, and wrapped them up in bandages and putting them in an Egyptian sarcophagus that he was putting up for auction. Flash escaped and pursued Lang to the basement where he was confronted with the dinosaur he’d been attacked by earlier. Flash created a gust of wind by running around the dinosaur, knocking it over and revealing it to be a robot. Flash realized Lang had sent the dinosaur after him and Joan to frame him for stealing from the museum.
(Flash Comics #87) - Joan went on a vacation, visiting Bayou Town. She heard bells ring out and an Clara Craig, an old woman rushing into the woods. Her brother Mark explained that the bells came from a house that burned down 50 years previously, and once the phantom bells started ringing it marked one of the Craigs for death. The whole town was frightened of the bells, but Joan shamed them, saying she’d go rescue Clara herself if no one was willing to help. The townsfolk joined Joan on her search, and they found Clara desperately looking for the source of the bells in the burned down house to no avail. Joan returned to Keystone City, and told Jay about the situation. Jay said he’d scientifically prove there was no phantom bell, and went to the burned down house, using detector devices that proved no metal was present. Two masked men didn’t want them snooping around and dropped a boulder on Jay, who changed to Flash to confront them. They threw Joan down towards some jagged ruins and he flung them off using a tree branch and rescued Joan. Jay and Joan visited the Craigs and Clara told the story of how her brothers left for the South Seas to be pearl divers twenty years ago. She barely recognized them when they returned, but shortly thereafter the bell rang for the first time and Jack disappeared, seemingly swallowed by quicksand. The bells rang out again and Mark left a note saying he was going to sacrifice himself to save Clara. Jay left Joan behind with Clara and changed into Flash to investigate. He found Mark’s hat in a pool of quicksand, but was suspicious because of footprints leading away from the pool. He found “Mark” and “Jack” in their sailor ship. They were sailors who’d killed the Craig brothers and impersonated them, creating the story of the bells so that when they killed Clara there would be no suspicion on them and they’d claim her fortune. They hit Flash with an anchor, tied him up, and set the ship on fire. Flash escaped and prevented them from killing Clara and Joan. The phantom bell turned out to be a bell set in a suit of knight’s armor in Clara’s house, and Flash debunked the death curse. Clara was saddened by the loss of her brothers, but happy that she no longer needed to fear the phantom bell.
(Flash Comics #88) - Jay Garrick attended the annual Science Research Society, surprised that his friend chemist Homer Brown was absent, because he’d told Jay he had a startling discovery to announce. A messenger from the post office had a latter for Jay, and goons tried to steal it, but Jay changed into the Flash to get his letter back. Brown, who’d gone missing a month before, reiterated that he had a startling discovery to announce. Flash decided to investigate Brown’s boarding house, and Professor Garant, the head of the Research Society, asked to accompany him. As Flash checked Brown’s room Garant shot Flash with a light gun. Flash found himself back as Jay Garrick, discussing chemical prices with Joan as they prepared to restock his lab for the year. Jay realized he’d been thrown back in time a year, back to 1946, and theorized that Homer Brown had befallen the same plight. Flash found Brown, who didn’t yet know what discovery he was going to make because of the effects of time travel. Flash grabbed him and ran faster than the speed of light to return to 1947. Brown remembered that he’d worked with Professor Garant, helping him create his light gun that seemingly disintegrated matter, and feared he’d use it for destructive purposes. The mayor of Keystone City announced that Mr. X was in charge of the city, and Flash learned that X was really Garant, having used a light gun to apparently disintegrate an entire city block, demanding control of the city. Flash and Brown broke into Mr. X’s lab as he had his light gun at Washington, D.C. planning to disintegrate it and take control of the entire United States. Flash apprehended him, exposing the true nature of the light gun. Flash told Brown that within the year the missing Keystone block would reappear, and suggested they investigate beneficial uses for Garant’s discovery.
(Flash Comics #89) - Flash got a call at the police station from debuting criminal Thorn, who warned him she was going to rob Mid-Town Bank. Flash dismissed it as a crank call until a report of the robbery came up over the police wire. Flash rushed across town to the bank, and beat up Thorn’s gang. Thorn, appearing in a whirlwind of thorns that slashed Flash, said she just wanted to meet him and prove to herself that she was his master. The whirlwind dissipated, and Flash met Thorn’s supposed sister, Rose. She claimed that her sister had been turned evil by being pricked by a jungle rose during their time as scientific assistants in Tashmi, and she just wanted to help her. Flash brought Rose to his girlfriend Joan William’s house, promising to help Thorn. Thorn was actually rose’s split-personality, and she left Joan’s place to plan her next big heist. There was a diamond shipment coming in, and Thorn eavesdropped on Flash’s discussion of the shipment’s security measures with the chief of police. A sand barge was bringing in the diamonds, and Thorn flew in on a plane, bombing it and hitting Flash with an explosive thorn. She made her getaway on a speedboat, but Flash caught up to her and she hitched a ride on an ocean liner. She threw another explosive thorn at Flash, and the blast caused her to fall into the water. The rest of her explosive thorns went off, and Flash believed she died in the ensuing blast. Flash and Joan broke the news of Thorn’s “demise” to Rose, who sobbed and said it might be for the best.
(Flash Comics #91) - Jay and Joan read newspaper accounts of a serious of robberies on wealthy socialites. Flash investigated and found that fortuneteller Madame Corinne had her parlor micced, and while she pumped her wealthy clients for information about their assets her partner gangster Big Pete robbed their homes. Flash interrupted Pete’s gang while they robbed Mrs. Gaytree’s husband of his railroad bonds, but Pete escaped by emptying a barrel of tar, causing Flash to temporarily get stuck. Corinne started to despise Pete, who was skimming money and constantly threatening her with violence. She rattled him by predicting his death, saying “The arrow of Sagittarius shall stir the sting of Scorpio.” Flash impersonated wealthy eccentric Thaddeus M. Bensen, telling Corinne he kept all his money at the Tower Club. As Flash he confronted Big Pete at the Tower Club, but the villain took Joan hostage. Pete tied Joan to an airplane and parachuted out. Flash guided the plane to safety, saving Joan, but a stray bolt of lightning struck Pete, killing him. Corinne claimed the arrow of Sagittarius was the lighting and the sting of Scorpio was the shock that killed Pete. Flash knew she was a phony, saying she could twist her prophecy to mean anything she wanted it to.
(Flash Comics #92) - 400 years ago the knight Black Templar claimed land in the New world, founding Buckton City. His descendant put on a suit of knight armor, declared himself the new Black Templar and with a band of knights and the wizard Merlin took over Buckton city, declaring himself the ruler. He cut the city’s communications, cut the power and imprisoned hundreds of citizens underground, making Buckton resemble a medieval city. The Templar then build a wall and moat around the city to keep it isolated. Flash fought the Templar and beat him, but the black Templar threatened to execute the prisoners he held if Flash didn’t leave. Jay and Joan read a newspaper report of an emergency Congressional meeting to decided on bringing in the National Guard to take back the city. Flash decided to make another attempt at defeating the Black Templar, challenging him to a duel. Merlin told the Black Templar Flash was too fast to be seen when he ran at superspeed, so he gave him the magic gem the Flame of Buckton so that he could always see flash’s shadow. During their joust Flash was caught unaware, surprised that the Templar could see him and was struck with the knight’s lance. Joan read of Flash’s defeat in the newspaper and went to Buckton to plead with the Templar, saying his prisoners would die without fresh water and medical treatment. The Templar cared little for his prisoners, and threw Joan in with them. The Templar’s knights lowered the bound Flash into a well with a hungry octopus they figured would finish him off, but Flash escaped. He met Joan in the prisoners’ quarters and drilled into the ground to provide them with fresh water. The Black Templar was prepared to pull a flood control switch to drown the prisoners, but Flash was too quick, knocking him out and ending the Templar’s reign.
(Flash Comics #93) - Fiddler and his gang committed a robbery, and when Flash showed up he was surprised, saying he thought Fiddler was at the bottom of the river, but Fiddler replied that was exactly what he wanted flash to think. Flash tussled with fiddler’s goons, giving the villain enough time to escape in his violin-mobile, and after Flash dropped the criminals off at the police precinct Fiddler started shadowing him. Flash was late for yet another date with Joan Williams, and she was frustrated that he was always blowing her off, reminding him he wasn’t a one-man police force. She told flash he should consider retiring because it might make him realize the world could get along without him. Flash pursued robbers, and tried to rescue a bricklayer when he was in danger of being run over by them, but the bricklayer said he could handle himself. The bricklayer tossed bricks at the crooks, causing them to crash, and told Flash he wasn’t as fast as he used to be. Flash then came across criminals trying to take little kids hostage, but before he could intervene the kids knocked out the crooks with a few well placed marbles. Flash went after crooks in a motorboat, but their boat crashed into him, knocking him out, and a nearby fisherwoman had to rescue him. Flash wondered if he might actually be slowing down and in need of a vacation. Joan started ignoring Flash’s calls, and when he went to her apartment she said she didn’t want to see him again. Flash made the momentous decision to retire and announced it to the press. With Flash retired Fiddler went on a citywide crimespree, and Joan couldn’t help but feel responsible. She dressed up as the Flash, and using a trick Flash once taught her created an optical illusion using miniature mirrors sewed onto her costume that made it appear as though she had superspeed. She surprised Fiddler in the middle of a railway robbery, but after his initial shock at his foe being back he used the vibrations from his violin to knock her out. Fiddler was surprised at seeing a female Flash and was disappointed his scheme to force Flash to retire had failed. He’d overheard Flash’s argument with Joan and staged phony crimes with the “victims” saving themselves played by members of his gang. He prepared to run the railway car over Joan when the real Flash decided to come out of retirement and saved her. The panicked Fiddler fell from the elevated railway tracks to his apparent death. Joan asked for Flash’s forgiveness and begged him to never retire again.
(Flash Comics #94) - Dr. Maria Flora was charged with the murder of her associate Prof. Lexon and Joan Williams was irritated with Jay Garrick when he said there was nothing he could do to help their friend because she’d already confessed. Dr. Flura woke up in prison with no recollection of what had happened to land her on death row, and she begged the warden to call Jay to see if the Flash could help her. Jay was happy to help as the Flash, but he was disturbed when he saw Joan had a look of hate in her eyes and tried to stab him. Flash disarmed her, but Joan suddenly disappeared. He ran to the Keystone City jail at superspeed, but Joan was waiting for him there and tried to shoot him. The warden witnessed the whole thing, but flash insisted there had to be an explanation for Joan’s murderous actions and asked that she be kept in a jail cell for her own safety. The D.A. took Flash to the prison’s movie hall and showed him a tape of Flura’s confession, but Flash was determined to prove her innocence. He talked to flora about the last time she’d seen Lexon. A while back Flash and Dr. Flura visited the hidden Secret City, where the natives had perfected an image projection machine to make copies of themselves that seemed real. Flash convinced the ruler of the Secret City to use his technology for good instead of evil, but when Flura told Lexon about the adventure he said they had to find a counter-measure in case the ruler of the Secret City went against his work. Investigating Lexon’s lab Flash found the professor alive. He’d duplicated the image-projector and intended to use it for nefarious purposes. To keel anyone from getting suspicious he used the image-projector to fake his own death and have Flura’s image confess. He knew Jay was friends with the flash so he kidnapped Joan and used the image-projector to create a fake Joan to eliminate him. Flash set Joan free and proved Dr. Flura’s innocence, and Lexon was arrested.
(Flash Comics #95) - Joan convinced Jay that they should go sailing so he could relieve some stress, and came across a freighter whose crew was all dead. The only survivor was a woman hiding in the sea chest, and Jay changed into Flash to rush her to Keystone Center Hospital. Over Joan’s objections Flash returned to the freighter to search for clues about the woman’s identity and what happened to the crew but a bomb that had been planted on the ship exploded, and Flash was lucky to survive, having been hurled underwater by the blast. The woman disappeared form the hospital, and Flash and Joan watched a news broadcast from the Federal Research Lab where scientist Miss Craig, who was a dead ringer for the missing woman, said she’d made an extraordinary discovery in India and knew crooks would be after it so she sent her twin sister aboard a decoy ship to preserve her discovery. Flash and Joan rushed to the research lab, where Vain Vance and his crew, who’d attacked the freighter and killed its’ crew demanded Craig hand over her discovery. Flash made quick work of the crew and grabbed Vance by the belt he’d looted from the freighter, turning both of them to gold. Craig admitted to Joan that she never had a sister or a decoy ship, she’d concocted the story to lure in Vance, who didn’t realize the belt he had, which could turn anything to gold, was the find she made in India. Joan and Craig both wept, and Craig blamed herself for costing Flash his life, saying the belt’s effects couldn’t be reversed. Flash vibrated his molecules until both he and Vance returned to normal, and Joan was overjoyed that he was safe.
(Flash Comics #97) - Joan Garrick told Flash she was convinced she’d killed someone, and wanted to turn herself in to the police, but he insisted she share her story before she made any rash decisions. The night before Joan was looking through an old school yearbook highlighting scientists investigating Joan and her friend Rita Stevens’ claims that they shared an ESP connection and being unable to disprove it. She then fell asleep and dreamed of going down an old road leading to a lighthouse. When she entered the lighthouse a man appeared and drew a gun, threatening to kill her. He chased her to the top of the lighthouse, but Joan pulled a knife and stabbed him, causing him to fall into the sea below. Joan was shaken by the nightmare, and was shocked when she woke up to find a knife in her room. She concluded that she’d murdered while sleepwalking or under the influence of a hypnotist, but Flash remained unconvinced. He told her they’d see her old friend Rita to see if she could shine light on the matter, and Rita’s new place turned out to be the lighthouse Joan had seen in her dream. When they entered they were confronted by the same man Joan had dreamed about, and he had a bandage where she dreamed she stabbed him. The man’s goons got the drop on them and tied Joan and Flash to the lighthouse beacon and set a bomb before speeding away in a boat. Flash spun around fast enough to spin the beacon from its’ axis, flying him and Joan clear of the explosion. They caught up to the crooks and Flash made short work of them, discovering Rita aboard their boat. Rita said the men were smugglers using the lighthouse to store their wares, and when she tumbled upon their scheme the lead smuggler tried to kill her, with the rest of the events playing out as they had in Joan’s dream. The smuggler survived the fall to the sea and took her captive, so she sent an ESP message to Joan’s dream, hoping she could save her. Joan was still puzzled about the knife in her room until she learned that her landlady’s husband had forgetfully left it there while cleaning her apartment.
(Flash Comics #98) - Jay and Joan acted in a play for charity, playing a poor couple that was lifted out of poverty by a good fairy that rained pennies from Heaven on them. Afterwards Jay complained about the unrealistic nature of the story and Joan shushed him. A rich man in a limo spotted them walking to the cast party, and thinking they were poor because of their rags told them he was giving them a million dollars, wondering if they could spend it in one night. Jay wasn’t sure what he was up to, but decided to play along. He drove them to his mansion and fitted them in fine clothes from his niece Louise and brother Michael’s wardrobe, saying he was taking them to the exclusive Mine’s Pit club, but once they got in the limo again Michael and Louise knocked them out and they locked the limo and pushed it off the edge of a pier. Jay recovered, changed into Flash and vibrated out of the car. He created a water spout to lift the car back onto the pier and returned to his lab with Joan to examine the million dollars, suspecting it would give him a clue as to why the trio tried to kill them. After a few phone calls with the Treasury Department he had the case solved, but refused to explain it to Joan, annoying her to no end. Joan and Jay hit the town, giving out $1,000 tips in hopes of drawing out the trio. They went to the Miner’s Pit to spend more money, but the table they were at, a converted elevator lift, went into operation and dropped them in a mine under the club. They were again confronted by the wealthy man, Michael and Louise, who tied them to dynamite that was set to go off if they moved, and fled the mine. Jay again changed into Flash and vibrated them out of the situation before catching up with the trio and apprehending them. They were counterfeiters wanted by the Treasury Department, and hoped to throw them off their trail by killing Joan and Jay and connecting them to a counterfeit million. Flash spotted the forgery because they’d used nylon instead of silk in the bills, and was angered that he and Joan had specifically been targeted because the counterfeiters thought no one would miss two dead people in poverty.
(Flash Comics #99) - At his research lab Jay showed Joan his graph of crime statistics and was puzzled by the fact that there had been no crimes committed in Keystone City for the past week. He wondered if the underworld was up to something big and decided to offer up the Flash as bait. Joan arranged a charity performance by the Flash at the children’s hospital, where he demonstrated a flagpole escape trick. Flash had himself chained up on the flagpole and spun himself around at superspeed. He disappeared and Joan wondered if it was part of the act or if the underworld had taken Flash’s bait. The criminals of Keystone had put together the Tommies, a week long awards ceremony patterned after the Oscars. Bugle Boy Boyler was about to win the Tommy for best abduction when Gadget floyd burst in, bragging that he’d kidnapped the Flash using his suction gun. Flash vibrated off the suction gun, but the crooks started shooting, and when Flash tried to escape by a side door he found it was rigged with shotguns. He managed to avoid getting shot but tripped and knocked himself out against a wall. Boyler and Floyd argued over who should get the award, so the host of the Tommies tasked them with destroying the Keystone police’s fingerprint files to see who was the better crook. Flash recovered and made short work of the crooks present and then sped to the police station where he surprised Floyd and Boylar by hopping out of a cabinet containing the fingerprint files. Flash sped back to the children’s hospital, presenting the captured crooks as the finish to his act.
(Flash Comics #100) - Jay accompanied Joan, who was doing a story for the Keystone City Starabout a captain and his crew who’d found an old treasure ship filled with priceless Spanish doubloons. Mr. Blazo, who owned the revolutionary Blazo’s Television Newsreel, which televised events in real time, offered to boat them out to the treasure ship. As they arrived the ship swiftly sunk beneath the waves. Blazo’s crew rescued the captain and his men, but when Jay changed into the flash and dove underwater he was shocked to find no sign of the treasure ship. After some thinking Flash dove in again and drilled himself into the river bed, finding the treasure sip, which had been sunk into the mud. Blazo and the sea captain had conspired to sink the ship so Blazo would have attention-grabbing footage of the ship sinking and they could keep the doubloons for themselves. Blazo and the captain didn’t want the flash exposing him and attacked, but he made short work of them.
(JSA #25 (fb, BTS)) - <after WWII> Flash learned that he and his wife Joan couldn’t have children so they adopted a young boy. After two weeks the child caught pneumonia ad passed on.
(JSA Secret Files #2) - Flash and Joan Garrick invited J.J. Thunder over for dinner so they could get to know him better. Flash grumbled as J.J. summoned the Thunderbolt and started making a mess of the Garrick household while he and the Thunderbolt played hide-and-go-seek.
(Flash II #181, 183) - Joan was exposed to radiation by Fallout while Flash was in India giving out Christmas presents to children. She was diagnosed with leukemia and Flash and Joan told Flash Wally West they’d be in Denver for a few months to get Joan treatment.
(Flash II #198-200, JSA #52) - Joan Garrick’s cancer went into remission, and the Garricks moved back to Keystone. Flash III and Linda Park announced to the Garricks, Impulse, and Iris West that they were going to be parents. The Flashes were called away to deal with a collapsing building, and fought Zoom, who beat Jay unconscious because he didn’t want him interfering with the trial he ha planned for Flash III. When Jay recovered he lent his speed to Flash to help him fight Zoom. After Zoom’s defeat Flash sent Impulse away to join the Teen Titans and offered Jesse Quick a job as the JSA’s business manager, which she accepted.
(JSA #67) - Flash asked Joan to not leave the house for a while in the wake of Sue Dibny’s murder, but she told him she couldn’t stop living her life. Flash used his superspeed to watch Dr. Mid-Nite perform the autopsy on Sue and watch over Joan at the same time. Flash was feeling ragged and not up to his usual niche of inspiring the rest of the JSA to be strong.
(JSA #83-87) - <one year later> Joan told Flash she’d been startled by a vision of her dead father. Flash and the JSA had their first get-together in many months, and many of the members recounted recent encounters with the ghosts of loved ones. Gentleman Ghost appeared to the JSA and told them the ghosts they saw were his warning to them that they would all soon die by his hand. Later the Ghost attacked Flash and Green Lantern, leaving Lantern in the hospital. Flash brought Joan to JSA hq to make sure she was safe from the Ghost. Some of the JSAers went to London to pursue the Ghost, but Flash stayed behind to make sure the JSA’s loved ones were safe. An army of ghosts loyal to the Gentleman Ghost attacked JSA hq and leveled it, but when the JSAers in England destroyed the Gentleman Ghost his army faded. Flash wondered if the destruction of the JSA hq was a sign they should retire, but Joan told him they were an institution, and still needed by the world. Flash and the other JSAers started cleaning up the rubble.
Comments: Created by Gardner Fox & Harry Lampert.
In the pre-Crisis on Infinite Earths DCU Joan lived on Earth-2.
Joan William's appearance in Flash Comics #94 was reprinted in Flash I #232.
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