"Hey Chessie! How do you like
my new do?"
Boppo's friend studied him
and then muttered, "It's you."

So Boppo took off
feeling handsome and cool
till he almost walked into
a sunny, blue pool.


When he looked in the water
and saw his reflection,
he cried out, "Holy hair weaves!
I've got an infection!"

Then he realized that he
was not dying, instead,
Pudgel had mangled
the top of his head.

"I'm just so embarrassed",
cried Boppo aloud.
"I've been walking around
feeling handsome and proud,

and I look like a goof,
what must everyone think?!
And why did they lie?"
Boppo asked, his cheeks pink.