Duh, hi. It's me again. I like lied and told my girlfriend that all those times she like couldn't find me, I was at the movies. Now she's like making me tell her what they were all about. Duh, I'm just guessing by the titles, but I hope I got it right...



Good Will Hunting - Three nuns search for a place to drop off used clothing.

Happy Gilmore - Pink Floyd's frontman finds out pot has been legalized.

Die Hard - A porno star gets his last wish.

Sleepless in Seattle - A grunge band gets addicted to No-Doz.

The Thin Blue Line - A woman waits for the results of her home pregnancy test.

A Fish Called Wanda - A lady named Wanda gets a collect call from a flounder.

She-Devil - A documentary about Linda Tripp.

Sister Act - A really kinky porno.

The Silence of the Lambs - A sheppard makes his flock keep quiet about what he's been doing to them.

First Blood - a 13 year old girl gets her period.

Cliff Hanger - A psychopath lynches the postman from Cheers.

Flashdance - A man does the jitterbug in an open trench coat.

Great Balls of Fire - A male gigilo gets an STD.

Fried Green Tomatoes - Some green tomatoes smoke a joint.

Dante's Peak - A guy name Dante trips on acid.

The Bad News Bears - The Care Bears form a street gang.

The Big Chill - A music film about a giant rap festival