Duh, hi. Here's another idiot page, by "Gosh"! Duh, sometimes, I just like to just like sit around and like think about stuff. Like ya know, this kinda stuff...

Why is "you ain't shit" an insult?

Are church mice quiet because they know where they are?

If a psychic popped a Prozac, would there be a happy medium?

Does Donald Trump get confused when he's playing Euchre?

How can you be smarter than you think?

When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, is he having a bad day?

Why does that 5th dentist keep refusing to endorse Colgate?

Why don't thrift stores sell second hand smoke?

Why do we type stuff up, but write stuff down?

Shouldn't it be "Roses are Red, Violets are Violet?"

If you're not mad, why would you need to get even?

Isn't seven years bad luck a little harsh?

Can you return a mail order bride?

If you let the best man win, won't the groom be mad?

If I were to run back and forth across the International Dateline, would I stay young forever?

Do horses get so hungry they could eat a human?

Why does bouncing a check sound so fun?

If they'll work for food, what will they do for a Klondike bar?