"Those ridiculous glasses
have made your brain doze
you're not looking at my candle,
you are looking at my nose!"

"Oops, sorry", said Boppo,
I've insulted your face.
I'll take off my glasses
and start on this case.

"I see that's it's purple.
That isn't the norm.
Your candle is broken
I hate to inform."

"That's why I called you,
remember?...That's why
you are here in the first place.
Now please won't you try?"