MONTH 2....

Day One:

Write about a bald man buying a toupee


Day Two:

Write about a stuffed giraffe that comes to life

Day Three

Write about how an ice cube feels as it's melting

Day Four:

Write about an old woman who
thinks her favorite soap opera is real


Day Five:

Write about a goldfish's trip from
the pet store to its new home


Day Six

Write about a really bad night for the Tooth Fairy


Day Seven:

Write about a congressman's affair with a circus performer


Day Eight:

Write about a hunter being terrorized by a deer with a gun


Day Nine:

Write about a heroic act at a little league baseball game


Day Ten:

Write about an olympic gymnast addicted to "uppers"


Day Eleven:

Write about a "stage mother" who's daughter
can't get hired


Day Twelve:

Write about the after effects of a tornado
in an upscale neighborhood

Day Thirteen:

Write about a baby shower at a bowling alley

Day Fourteen:

Write about an android trying to
save his planet from poisonous rainclouds

Day Fifteen:

Write about a comedian who just
gave his first successful performance

Day Sixteen:

Write about a blind date between
an astrologist and an astronomist.

Day Seventeen:

Write about a drag queen revealing
his secret to his parents


Day Eighteen:

Write about four nuns playing
poker on a Saturday night


Day Nineteen:

Write about the only clean pigeon in the world


Day Twenty:

Write about a psychic who forsees her own demise


Day Twenty-one:

Write about a gold digger who finds out
her new "rich hubby" is actually broke

Day Twenty-two:

Write about a fire that breaks out at a fire station

Day Twenty-three:

Write about a boy in a wheelchair wishing on a star

Day twenty-four:

Write about a used car salesman who
becomes a born-again Christian

Day twenty-five:

Write about a remote control that changes people

Day twenty-six:

Write about a rabbi addicted to cybersex


Day Twenty-seven:

Write about a store clerk who gets stranded
in an abandoned parking lot


Twenty-eight:

Write about a claustrophobic teenager stuck
in an elevator


Day Twenty-nine:

Write about a snow storm in Los Angelos


Day Thirty:

Write about the obsessed fan
of a death row inmate.

(C)1999, Arden Davidson

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