Are U Obsessed With the Spice Girls???

Do U ever wonder if U've gone too far with the way you like the Spice Girls??? I think that U should consider yourself obsessed with the Spice Girls when:

U collect the wrappers of every product they've made, this including every single Fantasy Ball lollipop flavour of each girl.
U dream of having a Spice Girls memorabilia store when UR older--in fact, U have already been persuading UR parents to do it now.
U have a scrapbook full of Spice Girls newspaper clippings, magazine articles, and the cover of every single magazine they've been on.
U have every single bubble gum/Fantasy Ball/Push Pop stickers plus thousands of extras!!! Not to mention the Official Spice photos, both Spice and Spiceworld.
When someone U know visits another country, U tell them to bring U back anything Spicy they can find.
U have all 6 official favourite lollipop tins.
U stop buying clothes and spend all UR $$$ on the Spice Girls Official Merchandise.
U have every single interview/performance that is shown in UR country on tape, and all the videos U can find.
U've memorized every single award they've won at every award show--not only that, U know what they were wearing.
U get hyped up whenever someone says "England" or "Melanie".
U HAVE to stay in a store when they blast "Stop" over their stereo system, even though you've memorized the words and have heard the song a million times.
U skip skool just to make sure U get concert tix.
U would kiss someone's feet if they would sell U balcony seats (in the last row) to a sold out Spice concert.
U don't open more than half of your Spice Girls official merchandise because U believe that it will be worth tons of $$$ in the future.
U make a pillow with your fave Spice's pic on it.
U start dissing on girls who are into boy bands because it's just not "Girl Power".
U laminate your Official Girl Power video cover.
U know who sings what of every song.
U get every thing on the day it comes out, even though it costs more (ex. CDs, videos, books, magazines, etc.)
When U are asked to do a speech on ANY topic, U pick, "What is Girl Power?"
UR email address is Spice related.
UR parents can name ALL the Spice Girls correctly
Even though UR baby bro/sis can hardly talk, U force him/her to say, "yes", when U ask, "Do U like the Spice Girls?"
If UR a girl, U begin to wonder if UR gay.
U imitate UR chick's tattoos and hair style.
U memorize their concert schedule.
U've seen Spiceworld more than 5 times in the theatre and begged the person working there to let you have the movie poster when the movie is out.
U eat a Chupa Chup EVERY day
U begin to eat whay UR Spice chick eats, and workout the way she does.
U have every single Spice single available, including imports and limited edition.
U know all their birthdays and birth places.
U can spell all their names backwards in less than 5 seconds each (that means Melanie, not Mel, and also Victoria, not Vic).
U find URself unconsiously doodling "Spice Revolution" and "Girl Power" when UR bored in class.
UR trying to visit all the Spice sites in the world!!! (Good luck to those who are!!!)
U talk with an english accent, even though UR not from or live in the UK.
UR ideal guy/girl has to understand UR "obsession" with your Spice chick and the rest of the girls.
U spot all the mistakes that unofficial magazines and TV shows/videos make about the girls.
UR bible is "Girl Power" written by the Spice Girls.
U have every single sticker in the official Spiceworld sticker album.
If a ring with the word "Spice" on it was found, everyone in skool would know it was yours.
UR computer has Spice Girls wallpaper, screensaver, and icons. It also starts off with the "Wannabe" wave. Should we even mention the start-up and shut-down screens???
UR UR girl for Halloween.
When U pierce UR nose/cartiledge/tongue/navel, UR friends think that UR trying to be like UR fave Spice, even if that wasn't UR real reason.
UR wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy nicer to UR mum!!!
U WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT UR OBSESSED WITH THE GIRLS AND HAVE DONE THINGS THAT ARE EVEN MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN THOSE LISTED ON THIS LIST!!!