"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the Soldiers went unto their Warrant Officers and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the Warrant Officers went unto their Lieutenants, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
And the Lieutenants went unto their Captains, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength."
And the Captains spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which promotes plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Captains then went unto the Majors saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Majors went unto the Commanding Officer, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the regiment, with powerful effects."
And the commanding officer looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is how Shit Happens.
