| John | The Fish Page | 17/Aug/1999:09:29:10 |
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| Lisa | 14/Aug/1999:14:20:52 | |
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I have only two complaints. One concerns the "Altar Chris's Face" thing. On the Pirate chris, the earring is in the wrong ear, if you know what I mean. I insist that it be fixed at once. My second complaint concerns the fish chat. It's a lovely chat room, perfect in every way, except that I'm the only person there whenever I go in. This disturbs me because I enter the chatroom with the expectation of sociallizing with some lovely people. But instead I ebter and talk to myself. It's not very fun. |
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| chris turk | 12/Aug/1999:15:31:53 | |
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what would i do without the fish page management? gosh, i dont even know. thanks john, you saved me. lol. did you ever fix the evil chris and green hair thing? if not fix it please. if its possible. |
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| Fish Page Management | The Fish Page | 12/Aug/1999:14:32:43 |
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Ok, listen. I think it's great that people from all over the place have found The Fish Page. I also think it's funny that someone from Florida would even want to get involved in our little Imposter scheme. Well, I did think it was funny, until you began using this guestbook as a message board to hit on a guy who you have only seen one picture of and who obviously has no romantic interest in you. From now on, any messages form you of this nature will be deleted from the gustbook simply because the other hundred or so people who visit this page (including Chris) don't want to read them. Please, have fun, and stick to this kind of stuff in Florida where it matters. (or doesn't) |
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| the former imposter | 11/Aug/1999:18:02:28 | |
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sorry chris- but i don't really love theSpark.com - but i go there everyonce in awhile to laugh- the articals are really funny and all. and i live in FL. if you want to see my pic let me know. i really should put a more recent one up though... oh well. i am Stardust on Yahoo! and TwixtLuv on AOL messenger. and i think you are mega hot and all- but i don't know you so my freind said- wut's up with that? you can't make a relationship with some guy you don't even know... maybe so... oh well... e-mail me sometime... |
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| chris turk | 08/Aug/1999:22:31:16 | |
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john, you must really not have enough to do. dont take that the wrong way. if there is a right way to take it, do that. i like the "alter chris' features" page. its pretty...entertaining. im kind of disapointed though. i couldnt be evil and have green hair at the same time! what is that? oh well. i couldnt get the pirate or clown to work either. for some strange reason, i dont really believe that the former imposter doesnt live here.... i just dont believe that anyone actually loves the spark page. |
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| the former imposter | 07/Aug/1999:16:54:50 | |
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ouch- even lauren is upset with me. gosh- i didn't know i was that bad. actually i'll tell ya'll what happened. i love theSpark.com so i go there and they have "the cool site of the week" on there in their journal section. it just happened to be "the fish page!" one day so i thought- hey why not check that out. so i did- i thought- this is a really cool page. then i read the imposter series and laughed so hard and im also a prankster- so when i saw "who is the imposter? is it you?" or something to that effect, i thought hey why not mess around a little. then i thought- humm... maybe i'm driving this poor kid insane. so i enetered the last entery to that effect. today i am on my last vacation before school starts- getting my last bits of sun in Ocala FL... and thought i'd check out the fish page just once more- and its so different- but really cool. AND a picture of chris! WOW WUT A HOTTIE!!! its a good thing i don't faint easily. but geez- he's almost as hot as it is here in FL... |
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| Stephen Meeker | 03/Aug/1999:19:55:38 | |
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You people are having too much fun. Quit it. NOW. I'm serious. Stop it. You! With the hair. Stop having fun on the Fish Page. This is a serious webpage. No fun allowed. |
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| Edgar_F | The Stairway | 01/Aug/1999:23:28:59 |
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Well, you one-upped my design again John! Hat's off to ya! Looks great. By the way, scroll down, and you can see that "Brittany" Spears can't even spell her own name. Way to go! -Jared |
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| Lauren | 31/Jul/1999:20:12:07 | |
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Yeah, ok this CRAP has to stop. Hasn't Chris suffered enough? OK, maybe suffered isn't the word, but still it's getting annoying. So, imposter whoever and wherever you are...STOP! |
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| The PotatoMuncher | 31/Jul/1999:13:28:04 | |
| Isn't David Pate so ugly? Everyone hates him. | ||
| chris turk | 29/Jul/1999:19:48:24 | |
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OK- i get the point- i have failed as an imposter... sniff... don't i even get an "e" for effort??? opps there i go again- gay question marks. maybe the reason you think everything i type is gay is cuz... i'm a girl. and i love you chris. i love you so much that i wish i could live everyday beside you. but, now i know i will just be a reject. hope you have enjoyed the entertainment i have provided for the few weeks that i've been to the fish page- it's been real- but i guess i am unwanted... i could keep this up- but everytime i read the real chris turk's entry- it puts me down. i know you will miss me alot chris... i'll miss this too. maybe i'll surf in once in a while just to see how things are coming. buh-bye my love, THE so-called REAL CHRIS by the way i am not gay! |
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| David | 27/Jul/1999:19:34:47 | |
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John, When you signed by gbook, I hit the link to the fish page. The site blocker showed up saying "No sufing here, the beach is too trashy." What could be on this page for it to say it was a trashy site? Do you have hidden pictures of crude things? Or do you have subliminal messages that play when you open the page? Or do you have 19 things to do in a bathroom stall? John, clean this place up. I can't stand this den of evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Vlad | ecardz.cjb.net | 26/Jul/1999:03:33:01 |
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pretty cool site but initially I did think the webmaster was insane... anyway visit my site if you want to send free ecardz ecardz.cjb.net is the only address you'll have to remember ! Vlad :) |
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| chris turk | 25/Jul/1999:15:17:03 | |
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ok. i dont even know what an enet cafe is. so that cant be me. i dont say gay words like coolio or heh hey or "im outtie" that is the absolute most gay thing ive heard in a long time. just because i dont like gay people, does not mean im afraid of them (lisa). and im not quite as full of myself as that gay imposter is. some one tell me what an enet cafe is. did anyone watch or go to woodstock? |
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| dicu(some assemble r | 24/Jul/1999:22:34:01 | |
| made by mattel | ||
| Ringo | 23/Jul/1999:23:50:48 | |
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blessed are the meek, for the shall inherit the earth. cool page. needs a counter so i can see how long it will be till the person has 2 eat a fish. ill visit back about the imposter series stuff, those are ugly ears. ringo |
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| Kiris | 23/Jul/1999:18:39:25 | |
| Twirlygirl | Chels' Homepage | 23/Jul/1999:15:51:06 |
| Howdy! God is Awesome! Phil 4:13 | ||
| Jessica | Where's My Puddin Pops? | 23/Jul/1999:03:30:33 |
| I dont know if your page is funny or dumb, but I must say I like it. | ||
| Alice Anne Price | 22/Jul/1999:21:23:44 | |
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What an interesting page... I should be packing for my weekend in Dallas, but I surfed on in via a recommendation from my sister Rachel. Nice design, witty repartee. Have fun in high school next year! |
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| Angie | 22/Jul/1999:15:50:35 | |
| Thal, the Icelander | 21/Jul/1999:21:49:55 | |
| Ye shimshams don't get too far with me Father O'Massey! | ||
| jacqueline | 21/Jul/1999:12:28:38 | |
| its alright!!! | ||
| brooklynn | 20/Jul/1999:22:11:59 | |
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this page is extremely interesting. i have searched high and low for something that could keep my unsettling mind at ease. i hope others get out of it what i get out of it, and their minds can be temporarily at ease here as well. |
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| Michael Keating | 20/Jul/1999:08:51:42 | |
| this is stupid | ||
| Terra | 19/Jul/1999:19:24:44 | |
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Thank you very much for allowing the fun and sticking up for God. I think the way you told the story was interesting and fun, thanks on God's behalf. ~Terra |
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| chris turk | 19/Jul/1999:12:59:36 | |
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it just so happend that on my lovley vacation i found an e-net cafe! it is really coolio. i am having so much fun. and it is good to know that there have been no more imposters writing like me. that "r u" junk is really stupid. and one more thing. i am soory that i called people that type more than one ? gay. because i know it is really mean and all. even though i am a serious homophobe- i won't be all that mean. to bad that imposter couldn't be with me on this trip. i bet they are a really cool person. i mean come on, any one that wants to be like me just gots to be cool. heh heh. im outtie! ~THE REAL CHRIS |
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| John | 19/Jul/1999:06:41:10 | |
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Once again, I come before you, begging your forgiveness for my ignorance and stupidity. I cannot possibly atone for this evil, I know. I only hope that in writing this brief message that I do not once again blunder due to my idiocy. Please, forgive me. |
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| David | 18/Jul/1999:23:35:43 | |
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John(the genius), Thanks for the apology, but did it really do any good? You didn't deface the English language. "Lieu" is actually a French word. So really you defaced the French language while attacking a familiarized colloquialism used in English(but still French). David Pate P.S. John, why do you have to be sooooooooo perfect and climb sycamore trees too? |
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| Kassie | 18/Jul/1999:16:22:10 | |
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Ok I am a little lost on the imposter stuff but its cool.Actaully I am not I know the little secrets!Well likin the page. =) |
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| Lucy | cant remember | 17/Jul/1999:21:48:48 |
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i like the mab lib page where u put in words and it makes a story.Its KEWL!!!!! MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKIES :o)!!! |
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| Eli | 17/Jul/1999:07:31:27 | |
| John this page stinks | ||
| desdenova | Desdenova's Pagan Place | 16/Jul/1999:09:23:43 |
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Had I known that this was a Xtian web page, I would have never come here. Desdenova |
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| John | 15/Jul/1999:23:20:19 | |
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I would like to issue this formal apology to David Pate, and whomever else I obviously offeneded horribly by my last entry, when I defaced the English language, dishonoring my parents, by misspelling the word "lieu." There is no excuse for my actions. Please forgive me, and... TAKE ME BACK!! |
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| chris turk | 15/Jul/1999:23:15:44 | |
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its happened again! but this imposter is obviously an amatuer (i may be the real chris turk, but i still cant spell worth anything). i do not use stupid abbreaviations like wut and r u, instead of what and are you. i just now got back from vacation, only to leave again tommorow. so any entry in the guestbook will be fake until a week from saturday when i get back. i do not endorse the spark .com nor do i go to that page. for one, i dont use more than one ? mark. thats just gay. and i only know a few people who would say " the best things in life can be in front of you" or whatever it was. i would not say that. i have it limited down to 41 people who could possible be the imposter. and im going to find out. "with the birds i share this lonely view" |
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| Karry | Kittenwumyn's Home Page | 15/Jul/1999:22:21:40 |
| Nice page! I like it:) | ||
| David | 15/Jul/1999:18:41:03 | |
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John(the genius), When you signed "...in lue..." in the previous message, you should have consulted a dictionary rather than the one in your head. Correctly, "...in lieu..." P.S. John, why do you have to be sooooooooooo perfect? |
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| John | 14/Jul/1999:17:44:50 | |
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Hey, there have been several messages on here about why the fihs page exists. I actually made a page called "About the fish page", if you would like to follow the link on the home page, I'm sure it will answer all your questions. In lue of the last entry, i'd like to post a bit of poetry myself. here goes: Roses are red, Violest are blue, Sugar is produced during photosynthesis, and so is carbon dioxide. Thank you once again. |
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| JOSHUA DOWLER | 14/Jul/1999:16:37:20 | |
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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I SMELL FISH AND I THINK ITS YOU |
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| Sara | 14/Jul/1999:15:02:48 | |
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The fish page has got to be the greatest!!! I love all of the nasty fish!! |
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| Rachel | 14/Jul/1999:14:33:24 | |
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I do not understand the whole idea of this fish thing,is it supposed to be of enjoyment for others,yeah it's cute,just like the hamsterdance, but what is the point of it? Write back and tell me,what this is supposed to be.Thank you, In Christ Jesus, Rachel |
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| Leslie | 13/Jul/1999:17:51:25 | |
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Well recently I traveled far into the outter rims of....well where I live. Actually I went to the Carolinas. We went to Carowinds which is an amusement park. The border of North and South Carolina runs through it and you can stand with one foot in each state and shout random phrases expressing your whereabouts. Do you ever have those moments where you just want to piss in river...the Mississippi to be specefic? Ah well yesh. Please get your foot out of my grandmother's chicken dinner. If you were to die, what would you want your last words to be? Wait, did I have a point when I started this entry? You're talkin to me, do I ever have a point? Thats just about how I figured it too. Since monkeys don't wear close anyways it wouldn't be disturbing to see a naked monkey. GO GO GADGET KALEIDESCOPE. K well I must bid thee all farewell. Remember me fondly. Maybe. Or ya never just know when flying leprauchans will come and bless you with the gifts of raisins and peas. So BE |
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| Leslie | 13/Jul/1999:17:45:30 | |
| Reno | .......... | 13/Jul/1999:14:43:53 |
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Kool page. Kinda wierd, but kool. I must say that Lisa should eat fish, cuz' it's really good. Actually it's brain food. So, she'll gain more intelligence each time she eats one. That's about it, really. Oh, yeah....kool page. PS. If you have the time, please check out my page. Thanx. Laterzzzzzzzz |
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| Samantha Downing | 13/Jul/1999:14:38:49 | |
| brittany spears | 12/Jul/1999:22:34:40 | |
| you all love me i know it | ||
| aaron from minnesota | 12/Jul/1999:22:32:10 | |
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hey hey this is a cool page but could use some real fish or something, jk that would be dumb. well good job with the page |
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| chris turk | 12/Jul/1999:21:21:10 | |
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wut is all this crap about me??? you have got to be kidding!!! how could i leave for a short vacation to find out everyone wants to be me??? this is unreal! i never realized how much everyone wanted to be just like me! type like me... claim to be me... and even act like i actually would like the imposter junk. u r really wild. and i think your old page was horrid! this one is so much better. the best things in life can be right in front of you. i hope this imposter what ever stuff comes to an end... i can't believe u have nothing more interesting to tell the world about than imaginary mes... oh well... if any of you are actually cool- you would know about thespark.com - if you don't know bout it- and want to be cool- like me-- check it out now! don't waste any time! this is the weird site of the week! to all of you fairy tell foolish fishies- im outtie~ THE REAL CHRIS! |
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| Mariah Carey | 12/Jul/1999:18:27:59 | |
| Am I ugly or what? | ||
| SillyEnglishKnigget | 12/Jul/1999:16:52:26 | |
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I laugh at you, Arthur you, and your silly English K---niggets. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberry. |
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| Jared Fitzgibbon | The Stairway | 12/Jul/1999:16:50:51 |
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John, I bow to the master of web design. Maybe one day, you'll have to buy a fish. |
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| Yeah Right | nata | 12/Jul/1999:16:46:16 |
| I gotta be blunt. This place really is sucky. Sorry! | ||
| John | 12/Jul/1999:15:06:51 | |
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Hey, I'm signing this from band camp! Am I not the coolest guy you've ever met? Let me rephrase that... Aren't I swell (because I go to band camp)? I know I am the envy of all of you right now. As you're reading this, you're thinking, "Gee, I wish I was at band camp like John Raines. He's such a swell guy." Yes, you can be swell to. Just purchase my twelve-step program entitled "John Raines's Guide To Swellness." It can be yours with four easy payments of $19.95. If you order now, you'll also recieve John's free biography, entitled "How I Became Swell." Call now while supplies last! |
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| tuaia | 11/Jul/1999:23:00:03 | |
| thanks for the memories | ||
| John | 11/Jul/1999:22:55:25 | |
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You know, I think I speak for all the signers of the guestbook when I say, "Thanks for sharing, 'Forever Lusa.'" |
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| Forever Lusa | 11/Jul/1999:22:17:55 | |
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I had a very painful experience recently. It was difficult, but its something every slightly stupid person must go through. I shut the car door on my thumb. Yes, I know, terrible. My poor thumb was throbbing for nearly twenty four hours. My father, Dr. Horan, provided me with some pain killers that made me feel, well, a bit giddy. That was the fun part of the experience. :) However, soon my entire thumbnail was purple and even blue. A wise friend saw my agony and suggested that I let him pierce my nail to release the pressure. It sounded horrid, but I knew it had to be better than throbbing pain and light-headedness. so I agreed. As soon as he punctured my nail, blood SQUIRTed from my thumb. That's right, SQUIRTed. It was beautiful. Like a fountain of life that brings an end to great suffering. I have been a different woman ever since. In fact, you may not recognize me the next time you see me. I have a new, exuberant countenance. If only the rest of the world could experience the |
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| katie sayers | 11/Jul/1999:16:58:36 | |
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well hello!! A couple of months ago I went to my friends 21st birthday party with a fish theme. All the people there were a bit posh, been travelling a lot, good at tennis you know the sort. Anyway everybody had fishbowls on their tables (clever eh?) which were lit up by candles. Several bottles of wine later I dropped my napkin onto the candle, set it alight and had to put it out in the fish bowl. My friend explained by actions by commenting "its alright she's from Birmingham you know." If you don't find this funny it isn't my fault - you just had to be there!! |
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| Tink | Caldron of Minstrel | 11/Jul/1999:10:40:46 |
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I've known Bob since he was about this tall *motioning of the arm*. Yep, he and I kinda grew up together. You see, we'd go fishing, and fishing, or, well, we'd just go fishing..a good life, Bob and I had, a darn good life. But then, Bob was starting to act a little "strange" he'd come home at nights with beer breathe and trouble on his mind. That's when I knew, he had been fishing with another woman.... yep, sad to say, but I have finally been able to come out and say it. That no good Bob isn't good...no he is not. So, for sake of argument, if you see Bob, look away, and try to hide your face.... thank you for your time. |
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| Lisa | 10/Jul/1999:12:43:55 | |
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Josh and Brandon were two goofy guys. I used to stand in front of the trombone section every wednesday during marching season. The two of the along with Josh Mcleland almost had me rolling on the ground laughing. I loved it when they would say things like, "So tell me seriously, do you really have a life?" Or when one of them would decide that if Ms. Duquette gets to scream at us, we should scream at her too. But something that really hacks me.....I met Josh's little brother when I was helping with the first graders on the last day of school. He was so adorable. He asked me if I knew his brother and his cousin and he went on to tell me how they played with him, threw him around, took his money, and other big brother things. I feel so bad for the little guy now. I'm still praying for him. Big brothers are so awesome. Mine's just going to Fayettville and that's killing me. I can't imagine what it would be like to lose him for good. |
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| Walter Lee | A Raisin In The Sun | 09/Jul/1999:18:09:33 |
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Sometimes it's like I can see the future stretched out in front of me-- just plain as day. The future, Mama. Hanging over there at the edge of my days. Just waiting for me--a big looming blank space of nothing. Just waiting for me. |
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| ColonialWillie | 09/Jul/1999:17:16:36 | |
| Who all out there LOVES cornbread? | ||
| Kati | The Silly World of Kati! | 08/Jul/1999:22:37:57 |
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I loved your page - I don't get some of the Imposter series stuff, but I was entertained for at least ten minutes. That's a record for me- I have the world's shortest attention span. Anyway, I'm hoping you won that bet! |
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| chris turk | 08/Jul/1999:22:00:50 | |
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i love the imposter series john! it keeps getting better. even though i am deeply offended by the fact that you can only post me parts at a time, i also admire your thoughtfullness of the thousands of others who might accidently come accross this page to find a picture of......me! im proud of you john. does anyone agree with me when i say i like the old fish page better? stand with me! old page! old page! old page! |
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| Alexis Lozano | 08/Jul/1999:21:29:10 | |
| I love it! | ||
| Leigh Ann | 08/Jul/1999:12:35:28 | |
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Great page! It was full of enjoyment. Now, if I could only find out who sent me that stupid cupid thing. Who likes me? Who? |
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| Melissa | Paredes Inc. | 07/Jul/1999:12:51:50 |
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I really Enjoyed your Page, it is quite interesting and very humorouse. I laughed a lot while surfing through it and i make it a point to thank anyone who makes me laugh or brings a smile to my face, so THANK YOU. I will be praying for the Hendersons. Love in Christ, Melissa Paredes |
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| Kathy | 07/Jul/1999:11:05:57 | |
| ashley | 06/Jul/1999:19:45:30 | |
| what is this about? i don't get it | ||
| Autumn | 06/Jul/1999:18:45:30 | |
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I wanted to let you know that I think your web page is very cool. I think that it is so important to share your beliefs, you may not know it but you might be changing people's lifes. Keep up your good work and may God bless you. ~Autumn~ |
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| Keely | MUNEQUITA | 06/Jul/1999:12:01:02 |
| Cute page if you like cute. I liked it it was sweet and creative | ||
| John | The Fish Page | 05/Jul/1999:21:02:14 |
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Hey! I updated the Fish Page, as well as the guestbook. You can now see the previous guestbooks located on the page entitled "Guestbook Archives." The Pictures page also looks better, so just go and check out everything on the site just one more time! If you have a message you'd like to be posted on the scrolling marquee then e-mail me. Oh, and don't forget to sign the guestbook! |
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