All I need to know I learned from Noah's Ark

One.

Don't miss the boat.

Two.

Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three.

Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four.

Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone

may ask you to do something really big.

Five.

Don't listen to critics, just get on with the

job that needs to be done.

Six.

Build your future on high ground.

Seven.

For safety's sake travel in pairs.

Eight.

Speed isn't everything.

The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine.

you're stressed, float awhile.

Ten.

Remember the Ark was built by amateurs,

the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven.

No matter the storm, when you are

with God there's always a rainbow waiting.