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OK, Well I decided that the lame old survey I had on here HAD to go! Until I can figure out something better to do with this page~How about some jokes? Would you like that? Well, Oh well if you dont, cuz that's what Ima put on here...Right now. Hopefully you will think that at least ONE of them is funny. :) Enjoy! OH, AND DONT FORGET TO SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!~~Please :)


JoKeS!!!!

ONE DAY CONFUCIOUS SAY.........
...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam.
...man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.
...man who puts penis in vaccum cleaner, get sucked off.
...boy who lay girl on hill, not on level.
...man who lose key to girlfriend house, get no new-key!
...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed.
...he who smoke pot, choke on handle.
...woman who wear g-string, high on crack!
...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!
...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on hand.
...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss.
...man with hand in bush, not necessarily trimming shrubs.
...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money.
...he who masturbate, screw only himself.
...he who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok>
...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.



LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE!
Dung On Mai Shu-----------------------I stepped in shit
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu-----------------------Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne------------------ -----I bumped into the coffee table
Fat Ho-----------------------An unattractive woman
Ar U Wun Tu-----------------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat------------------------You need a face lift
Chow Mai Dong-------------------------Romantic propostition
Dum Gai-------------------------A stupid person
Wel Hung Gai-------------------------Is that a banana in your pocket?
Won Hung Low----------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai
Jan Ne Ka Sun----------------------A former late night talk show host
Lao Ze-----------------------Not very good
Shai Gai-----------------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be-----------------------A premature infant
Ten Ding Ba----------------------Serving drinks to people
Wa Shing Kah-----------------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim---------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting---------------------There is no reason to raise your voice


New on the market - Brand Name Condoms:

Taco Bell Condoms: Think Ouside the Bun
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going…
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.



Ok, well thats all Ima do for now...I leave you with a few pics...C~Ya Later!




My Crazy Brothers Jacob (left) and Levi (right)

my lil sis~in~law with my brothers

Dustin and I watching the fireworks!

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