Things I Have Discovered, That Need To Be Shared
Alright, as many of you know, I tend not to sleep very much, and when I do, its usually during the day. So, you may wonder, what the hell do I do every night till 5 or 6 in the morning. I'll tell you, I WASTE TIME. You have no idea how much time I've spent looking through e-bay or on the 'ol world wide web for any source of amusement. So, here on this page, I am going to share with you my collection of strange and funny links, as well as some awesome pictures I've found as well.
The Best of the Internet!
DestroyCanada.com is a whole webpage where people debate whether or not Canada sucks and should be destroyed. Right now, I think America is winning.
The Citizens Association to Blow Up the Moon. These guys wanna blow up the moon. Who doesn't?
That is a pouch made out of the scrotum of a kangaroo. Want one? Search e-bay for kangaroo scrotum.
No, No, I'm not fucking kidding. Remember about 10 years ago there was a commercial with Barkley vs. Godzilla? Well, there was a comic book made after it. My attempts to obtain have been thwarted, as it has been out of print since 1994. But, its real.
Know who Rider Strong is? Of course you do, he is Sean from Boy Meets World. Well, on the big screen you can see him get vomited on by Gheorghe Muresan, always entertaining, in My Giant. But, he has also produced a movie. Rider Strong produced and starred in the 2001 movie "Buck Naked Arson." Sounds like an instant classic.
The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley. It Is an account of his first experience with mescaline before becoming a world recognized author. I'm told that this is the text that the Doors got their name from
T-Shitty.com is the most offensive, yet funny, site ever.
This Crazy Lady keeps listing this on e-bay. She wants money so that she can cast a spell on your behalf
I have downloaded the MIT guide to lockpicking. IM me and I'll send it to you.
How many legs does the elephant have. OOOOOOOOOOO!
Check it out! Online bong building blueprints, to make a cheap bong.
Did you know, that there is a fan club for rats. Like the rodents, rats, really. Check it out here. They even have a shirt design contest!
Well, this is about the most racist add I've ever seen. God Bless Consumption Junction
In conclusion, the internet is the most pointless this in the world. Strong Bad was totally right, "The internet is a place where nothing happens." I waste more time than anyone I know on it, and this is the best stuff I have to offer that hasn't been seen by the whole fucking world already. I'll update as I discover new and great things, but for now, that's all I got.
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DestroyCanada.com is a whole webpage where people debate whether or not Canada sucks and should be destroyed. Right now, I think America is winning.
The Citizens Association to Blow Up the Moon. These guys wanna blow up the moon. Who doesn't?
That is a pouch made out of the scrotum of a kangaroo. Want one? Search e-bay for kangaroo scrotum.
No, No, I'm not fucking kidding. Remember about 10 years ago there was a commercial with Barkley vs. Godzilla? Well, there was a comic book made after it. My attempts to obtain have been thwarted, as it has been out of print since 1994. But, its real.
Know who Rider Strong is? Of course you do, he is Sean from Boy Meets World. Well, on the big screen you can see him get vomited on by Gheorghe Muresan, always entertaining, in My Giant. But, he has also produced a movie. Rider Strong produced and starred in the 2001 movie "Buck Naked Arson." Sounds like an instant classic.
The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley. It Is an account of his first experience with mescaline before becoming a world recognized author. I'm told that this is the text that the Doors got their name from
T-Shitty.com is the most offensive, yet funny, site ever.
This Crazy Lady keeps listing this on e-bay. She wants money so that she can cast a spell on your behalf
I have downloaded the MIT guide to lockpicking. IM me and I'll send it to you.
How many legs does the elephant have. OOOOOOOOOOO!
Check it out! Online bong building blueprints, to make a cheap bong.
Did you know, that there is a fan club for rats. Like the rodents, rats, really. Check it out here. They even have a shirt design contest!
Well, this is about the most racist add I've ever seen. God Bless Consumption Junction
In conclusion, the internet is the most pointless this in the world. Strong Bad was totally right, "The internet is a place where nothing happens." I waste more time than anyone I know on it, and this is the best stuff I have to offer that hasn't been seen by the whole fucking world already. I'll update as I discover new and great things, but for now, that's all I got.
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