The Midget Olypmics
Well, I was sitting at dinner one night, and thought to myself, "Midgets are a gold mine, everybody loves midgets, they are just funny people. I stress the fact people, I'm not an animal after all. I mean, I'm gonna say some pretty mean stuff in this page, but I don't want a midget as a pet or slave or anything....although...I digress, back to the story. I was saying, "Imagine a bunch of midgets racing, or playing basketball on a 6 foot net, that would just be awesome...FOX would buy it in a second. But, how would you draw the line on who was a midget or not, cause a really short guy could tear up because he'd be all proportioned and stuff. So, I made a picture which allows one to see the difference between midgets, and regular people.
Using both these guidelines and medical ones, the midget olympics would be a huge success. It'd be the greatest thing since sliced bread!!! As I explained this to som friends, Riz came up with the thought, "Imagine the Midget pole vault." IMKAGINE THE MIDGET POLE VAULT!!! Oh my god, I almost crapped my panst right there just thinking about it. But then, I said, "You know how midgets have weird big heads...If you threw them up in the air, would they fall on their heads? You know, like those balls that are weighted at the bottom and spin around in air, but always land on the dispropotionately heavy part? Would midgets do that if they pole vaulted?" At that point, my friends that I was simply left. I'm pretty sure they laughed, but the conversation was dropped, only to be brought back up by me. To illustrate my point...
