Camping Trip
Eight red tents were set up neatly in a circle around a roaring fire, just far enough away from it so that sparks did not create a risk. Mush closer to the fire sat a group of extremely muscular men, each of which had a marshmallow at the end of a stick, toasting it thoroughly over the flickering flames, Krillin, Piccolo, Gohan, Goku, Yamcha, Tien, and Vegeta consecutively. All are wearing flannel shirts and hunting caps, except for Piccolo, who is wearing his usual clothing, and Vegeta, who is wearing a pair of blue jeans and a black turtleneck. Both look highly out of place compared to everyone else.
Krillin: (smiling with a cat-like mischievous look) It’s really great getting away from training and having some fun, isn’t it!?
Piccolo: (looks at him out of the corner of his eye, but said nothing.)
Gohan: I think training is fun!
Krillin: (defensively) Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend anyone.
Yamcha: I’m with you Krillin! This is a lot of fun! (looks angrilly toward Vegeta) Even if I wish some people had chosen not to attend.
Vegeta: (smirks)
Tien: Knock it off, Yamcha! We’re just here to enjoy ourselves. Let’s not fight if we can help it.
Yamcha: (grumbles and looks down at his marshmallow)
Vegeta: I don’t know why I came myself.
Gohan: Didn’t Bulma ask you to spend some quality time with Goku?
Vegeta: Quiet, Boy!!
Piccolo: (smiles)
Vegeta: What are you smiling at, Namek.
Piccolo: The fact such a small boy can make you, the big strong Sayajin, so very uncomfortable.
Vegeta: Why I…
Goku: Quiet down you two! (eats his marshmallow, which is still extremely hot and ends in him screaming and beating his tongue with both hands.
Vegeta and Piccolo: (snicker)
Gohan: (stifling laughter) Are you okay dad?
Goku: (tongue hanging partially out of his mouth) I bunt my pung!
Yamcha: You see! If Vegeta hadn’t have been here then this wouldn’t have happened!
Krillin: What, like Goku hasn’t scalded his mouth before. He’s willing to sacrifice his taste buds in the pursuit of gluttony, always and forever.
Vegeta: And that is one of the reasons I will someday surpass him. He has way too many bad habits holding him back.
Tien: (looks at Vegeta with eyebrow raised)
Gohan: I think my dad is a pretty nice guy, myself!
Goku: Fank oo, Ohan.
Vegeta: Boy, you are in serious need of having your eyes opened to what true greatness is.
Piccolo: Watch your mouth, Vegeta.
Vegeta: And what do you think you’re going to do about it, Namek?
Piccolo: (feels compelled to flick his marshmallow in Vegeta’s direction and proceeds to do so)
Vegeta: Ow!! (quickly swipes away the white glob of hot gooey sweetness from his forehead, leaving a huge red splotch just below his hairline) You’ll pay for that, Namek!!!
Piccolo: Is that a challenge! (he leaps out of sight into the woods to make his attack)
Vegeta: Running, eh! I’ll show you! (chases Piccolo with a flaring ball of energy in his hands.)
Krillin: Stop it, you guys! We can’t risk a forest fire!
Tien: They’re not listening!
Yamcha: Woohoo! Go Piccolo, go!
Goku: (dipping his tongue in a little tin cup of water)
Gohan: Mr. Piccolo!!!
Vegeta: (runs by wearing a strangely familiar purple and white turban laughing maniacally)
Piccolo: (following quickly with a bare head) Vegeta!!!
Yamcha: Don’t let him do that to you, Piccolo, get him!
Tien: Stop egging them on!
Yamcha: I’m not! I’m just giving Piccolo some sound advice! BITE HIM! BITE HIM!
Krillin: Yamcha!
Yamcha: What?!
Tien: Krillin!
Krillin: What?!
Yamcha: Tien!
Tien: Huh?!
Piccolo: (pulls a good-sized tree out of the ground)
Vegeta: You’re not actually thinking of using that insignificant little switch to…
Piccolo: (smacks Vegeta with the tree into another tree) Prince of all Sayajins, my @$$
Yamcha: You tell him!
Krillin and Tien: YAMCHA!!!
Yamcha: What?!
Vegeta: Namek, You’re starting to make me angry!
Gohan: Mr. Piccolo!
Goku: THAT’S ENOUGH! Not even a violent tongue injury can keep me quiet. Yamcha! Shut up and sit still. Tien, make sure he does! Piccolo, put down the tree! Vegeta, put down the energy ball! Krillin, go get the saki! Gohan, never tell your mother ever that I’m letting you drink tonight or she’ll kill me! Okay, everybody, lets get to it! (pose)
Everybody else: (gulp) Yes sir… (afraid of the pose)
2 HOURS AND 3 CASES OF SAKI LATER
Yamcha: (leaning precariously on Tien’s shoulder ) You know, I don’t care if Vegeta has that old crone anyway. She’s cranky. (hic) She smells like…(hic)…like… I forgot, What was I sayin’
Krillin: You said Sayajin, and you said sayin’. Sayajin. That’s a funny word. I like it.
Yamcha: Tien… I love you (hic).
Tien: (eyes propped halfway open) What?
Gohan: (snore)
Goku: (singing) Can you feel the love, tonight…
Tien: Come on, sing a real song (burp)
Krillin: Oh dude! Tien, man, you pi$$ed in my tent! (barf) Oh, never mind. I just messed it up worse.
Yamcha: Tien… I love you (hic).
Tien: (eyes still only halfway open) What?
Vegeta and Piccolo: (arms around one another’s shoulders and singing terribly out of sync) Dragon, Dragon, Who’s got the Dragon!
Piccolo: (does super testosterone Piccolo voice) Dragonball Z
Tien: I like that one.
Gohan: (snore)
Yamcha: (passes out in Tien’s lap)
Krillin: I (burp) am having so much fun (hic) that I… (thonk)
Tien: (pokes Krillin and Yamcha)
Krillin and Yamcha: (do not move and start to snore)
Gohan: (snore)
Tien: (eyes still halfway open) Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep. (looks at Krillin) Piiiillow. (physically drags the unconscious Krillin over to him) I’ll call it a Kriiillow. (lays his head on him) Soft. (snore)
Vegeta: (holding the edge of Piccolo’s cape) This is nice warm material (pets it).
Piccolo: (pulling his cape back) Mine. (pout)
Vegeta: (whimper)
Goku: Piccolo, I was wondering, are you a guy?
Piccolo: (thinks momentarilly) Yesss
Goku: You have the stuff?
Piccolo: (raising a big meaty eyebrow) Stuff?
Vegeta: He means do you got the male equipments. They’re called Gohans, or Gokus, or something I think.
Goku: Gonads. No, maybe they’re Goku’s. No wait. I’m a Gonad, I mean a Goku.
Piccolo: (thinks deeply for a minute) I can’t remember.
Goku: Can I check? I’ve never seen Namekian balls before?
Vegeta: Don’t you get Shen Long with those.
Goku: No
Piccolo: (clutches his crotch possessively) Mine. (pout)
Vegeta: What about huh? What’s yours?
Piccolo: (curls into a ball and starts to snore)
Vegeta: (leaning aggressively toward Goku) So, Kacarrot, It’s you and me. Mono e mono. Who will fall first… (thonk)
Goku: (belch)
Vegeta: (grabs Piccolo’s cape and curls up in it, without bothering to remove it from Piccolo, who is too asleep to care)
Goku: (curls up around Gohan and goes to sleep)
Gohan: (snore)
THE END ^_^
