"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history... this century's history... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."-Dan Quayle


"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."-Dan Quayle


"The loss of life will be irreplaceable." -Dan Quayle


"Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters!" -Dan Quayle


"I deserve respect for the things I did not do."-Dan Quayle


"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."-Dan Quayle


"It's not pollution that's hurting our environment, it's the inpurities in our air and water that are doing it"-Dan Quayle


"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman"-Dan Quayle


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."-Mariah Carey


"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex...uh...setbacks." —George Bush, Sr.


"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." —Ted Kennedy


"Now, like, I'm President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?...I bet if they did, I hope I would say, 'Hey, get lost. We don't want any of that.'" —George Bush, Sr.,*speaking to a group of students about drug abuse*