"Sailing with sails makes sailing better"

All aboard my hearties!
We're off to cruise the diamond coast
With jets a' roar and glasses raised to toast
To Pennants snapping in the slip stream
Of our million-dollar boating dream-
We're The Most!
And get the crew!
Astride their g-strings, topless too!
You bet you'll hear our music blast
As we jet past-
You'll hear us through the night
The loudest craft afloat!

That's if your still around,
Not making any sound,
In your strangely silent boat.

by Victor Barker