The California Cheese People have launched a vicious ad campaign to promote their cheese. They slander Wisconsin, AMERICA’S DAIRYLAND, by insinuating that Wisconsin women are fat cows. Well, let’s see, what is the truth? Wisconsin women are long-legged, creamy-skinned blondes (real) and brunettes while California women are primarily (if you heed the latest census stats) short, dark-skinned, black haired chicas. So change the cow in your ad.
Most of all the bad part is that your cheese tastes icky, so does your bright yellow-skinned chicken. But you do have yummy avocadoes and lettuces. So play that up. Stay out of the dairy. Cows don’t do well in all of that California heat. Heat breeds curdled milk.
