Hilarious!
Have you ever done something stupid and thought that it was the stupidest thing in the world? Well here is proof that we are all going to die of stupidity. I got this E-mail and they are all real labels on real products.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping"
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary"
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]
3. On a bar of Dial saop: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggeston]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside
down"
[Oops, too late!]
6. On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating"
[As sure as night follows day]
7. On packaging for Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothing on body"
[But wouldn't that save even more time?]
8. On Bott's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinery
after taking this medication"
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just got
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts]
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness"
[One would hope...]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only"
[As opposed to what?]
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use"
[I gotta admit, I'm curious]
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts"
[NEWS FLASH]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat
nuts"
[Step 3: Fly Delta]
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