School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
(note: on the copy i've heard, this part is mostly on the end of the previous 
track. Only the Y makes it to this track) 
Eminem: That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 

I murder a rhyme one word at a time, you never 
Heard of a mind as perverted as mine, you better 
Get rid of that nine it ain't gonna help 
What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself? 
I'm waitin' for hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxous as hell 
Manson, you're safe in that cell, thankful is jail 
I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve 
At thirteen I was putting shells in the gauge on the shelf, I used to 
Get punked and bullied on my block, till I cut a kitten's head off 
And stuck it in this kid's mailbox (HEY! MOM! MOM!), I used to give a 
Fuck, now I could give a fuck less 
What do I think of sucess? It sucks! Too much press 
*And stress, too much cess, and breasts, too upset 
It's just, too much mess, I guess, I must just blew up quick (yes) 
Grew up quick? (no) was raised right? Whatever you say's wrong, whatever I say's 

right 
You think of my name now whenever you say high, became a commodity because I'm W 

- H - I 
 - T - E, 'cause MTV was so friendly to me, can't wait 'till Kim sees me 
Now is it worth it? Look at my life. How is it perfect? 
Read my lips bitch, what, my mouth isn't working? 
You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down. 
Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now! 

Eminem: That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (shady) (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 

I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it 
Just to see if he's influenced by me if he listens to music 
And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent 
Victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe 
(record scratching)...my name is Slim Shady 
I been crazy way before radio didn't play me 
The sensational "back, it's the incredible!" 
With Ken Kaniff who just finds the men edible, it's, Ken Kaniff, on the,
internet, tryin' to Lure your kids, with him, INTO BED, it's a Sick world
we'RE livIN' in these days
"Slim, for pete's sake, put down Christopher Reeve's legs!" 
Geez! You guys are so sensitive. "Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't 

mention it..." 
Mind with no sense in it, fried, gets so frentic, 
'Cause eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em 
With my windows tinted, with nine limos rented, 
Doin' lines of coke in 'em, with a bunch of guys hoppin' out 
All high and dosing it 
And that's where I get my name from 
That's why they call me 

Eminem: They call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 

I take seven kids from Columbine and stand 'em all in line 
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine 
A Mac-11 and this oughtta solve this problem of mine 
And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all of the time, 'cause I'm 
Shady, they call me as crazy as this world was 
Over this whole Y2K thing, and by the way 
N'Sync, why do they sing? 
Am I the only one who realizes they stink? 
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? 
Lip-sync and buy a bigger size of ear rings? 
That's why I tend to block out when I hear things 
'Cause all these fans screamin' is making my ears ring 
So I just throw up the middle finger and let it linger 
Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina 
'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz 
It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this 
Sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck, if this chick was my own mother, 
I'd still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her 
And have a son and a new brother, 
At the same tame, and just say that it ain't mine 
What's my name? 

Eminem: I'm,  Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (slim) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 
That's why they call me Slim (er) Shady! (I'm back) 
I'm back (I'm back) 
School Choir: SLIM SHADY! 
Eminem: I'm back (I'm back) 

Guess who's back 
Gue-gue-Guess who's back 
Guess who's back 
Gue-gue-Guess who's back 

I'm...umm... 
D12 
Dr Dre 
Slim Shady 
2001 
I'm blew out from this blunt 
fuck