I knew that this interview would be the smartest conversation anyone could have with a halogen element because of the initial question that resembles a 15 year old girl who has as much education as someone who goes to school on certain leap years. As you can tell, I don't like the interviewer very much, giving me her secret fantasizing scenario of performing something sexual on her boyfriend who happens to be an EQ player. HA! You thought this would be out of place! But you are wrong! Enjoy.
Dumbass: r u gay
Me: no
Dumbass: do u think EQ Player #1 is
Me: probably seeing that he is going out with you
Dumbass: my brother yuri?
Dumbass: u fucker
Me: no
Dumbass: i do
Dumbass: any ways
Dumbass: r u in love?
Me: not right now
Dumbass: if u saw me on the stree would u:
Me: no I would not
Dumbass: A-run for ur life b-kiss me c-attack me
Me: Attack you and smash a Crosswalk Sign into your face
Dumbass: oh thanx
Me: more!!! I want more super questions
Dumbass: if u could be any animal what would u be
Me: A space alien from outterspace
Dumbass: what color do u think is the gayest
Dumbass: good answer
Dumbass: original
Me: Pink and Green mixed together to create fagflag
Dumbass: me too
Me: ok
Dumbass: what letter do u think should be discluded
from the alphabet?
Me: The ones I forgot
Dumbass: do u like spongebob squarepants
Me: no
Dumbass: do u like to study
Dumbass: oh my goeu dont!!
Me: no I don't
Dumbass: what is wrong with u
Me: there are many things wrong with me, one of them being
that you are on this realm of the universe
Dumbass: geez thanx i think ur my new best friend
Dumbass: NOT!!!!!
Me: good
Me: next
Dumbass: what is ur fav number
Me: the number of times I will pour hotwax over you
Me: 18
Dumbass: ur kidding right?
Dumbass: ok hold on
Dumbass: if u saw EQ Player #1 down town would u: A: rape
him B: kiss him C: grab his ass or D: blow him
Me: no
Me: next
Dumbass: u have to answer
Me: I would rape him with pickup truck
Dumbass: smart ass
Dumbass: would u rather study or cyber
Me: neither with you
Dumbass: ah ha
Dumbass: funny
Dumbass: that wasnt the question
Me: oh
Me: i would probably study, but when I have free time I
generally study
Dumbass: u loser
Me: yes
Me: go fuck a drainage pipe you creambuffet
Me: ok next..
Dumbass: uh no
Me: end of interview?
Dumbass: i will wait for EQ Player #1 to fuck
There we have it folks, after the first couple of questions, I wanted to turn her into an opitcal mouse.