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"Martha Stewart Christmas in the Clink" A new spoof The prison warden nixed the idea of putting up a Christmas tree. So Martha, not to be denied, decorated herself. She strung a set of multicolored lights around her body, placed a silver star on her head secured with fast-setting adhesive, and carries two vintage hand-blown German glass ornaments. The ornaments are gold, silver, pink, purple, light blue and magenta.
In the corners of the painting are sprigs of holly...bright green leaves with true red berries. That is Martha's chosen theme for this Xmas. "Deck the Halls with boughs of holly/falalalala-lala-lala/I'm not feeling very jolly/It wasn't me, it was someone named Molly..."
Scratched into the prison wall is M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S, 2 hearts on one side, a single heart on the other, a days-to-go checkoff, and I N N O C E N T.
She wears a tasteful, yet casual Abercrombie white cotton shirt beneath her black-and-white striped prisoner uniform. Her outfit is complete with a black-and-white striped pillbox hat and sensible black Nine West flats. She may be a bit angry (red eyes), still she wears a “good things” smile.
Martha's one present wish...a bright orange Monopoly-style GET OUT OF JAIL card is painted on the reverse side of this painting. Good Luck!
No matter where you may find yourself on December 25th, celebrate!
