What’s that up in the sky?….It’s a bird…..It’s a plane….It’s a UFO….
It’s “Khaki Shirtless Max”!!!!!!!
This week’s guest alien villain is “Dr. Doom”.
It appears Dr. Doom has captured our Dreamgirl Liz. He’s tied her to a log of Cracker Barrel in the Roswell cheese factory and she’s headed straight for the slicer! :eek This looks like a job for……..
“Khaki Shirtless Max”!!!!!
Khaki Shirtless Max can hear the cries of all Dreamgirls in distress. In a flash he’s off to rescue Liz.
“My hero!”
Unfortunately, duty calls and Khaki Shirtless Max must be on his way to help another Dreamgirl. He rushes off leaving only his trademark leather jacket behind.
And what has happened to Dr. Doom? Well when Khaki Shirtless Max was done with him, all that remained was a lovely sliced cheese party platter. Here are some party guests enjoying the eats as they celebrate the demise of Dr. Doom!
Tune in next week when we bring you the adventures of “Burger Boy”. Watch him flip burgers, save the world, and still find time for a little lovin’!
The mesmerizing view of Khaki Shirtless Max’s chest has a hypnotic effect that prevents the need for a secret identity. “Burger Boy” on the other had has chosen to wear this ensemble. We’re not sure what it has to do with burgers, but you can always identify him by his trusty “burger flipping” spatula.
Well let’s not let all that cheese go to waste. Dig in everyone! See you soon for the next episode of Barbie Roswell Theater
The End
Credits:
Animation: Provence and Parrothead
Super Hero Consultant: Roshubby ScottB
Image Posting: kb (Thanks as always!)
Divine Inspiration: CourtneyR and her love of Max’s khaki’s
---Many many thanks to you all for your invaluable help!
Watch for upcoming BRT Summer episodes “Oh What a Prom!” and “A Camping We Will Go”!