Please remember, BRT is all in fun, no offense intended. So sit back and enjoy the laughs.
It’s time for a new season of Barbie Roswell Theater. We’ve made some minor changes, but fear not, the essence of the show you love still remains. For example, to keep on the cutting edge of hair and fashion trends we’ve given Liz and Maria a makeover. Don’t they look great?
Of course one thing we’d never change is the great “romantic” moments between the characters. Here is an especially touching scene between Max and Liz…..
“Liz, I missed you so much….Tess means nothing to me…..I love you…Can’t we pretend that things haven’t changed?”
“That’s nice Max….but first can you tell me what you think of my great new purse and shoes?”
And we haven’t forgotten the romance between the other characters too. “Hey, GI Joe! What do you think of my new soldier girl outfit?”
“You can spend a night in my fox hole anytime.”……. Oh my Maria! Way to go Girlfriend!
You can also count on the same intense focus on the other character relationships. Just check out the scintillating dialogue in this scene.
“Hey”…..”Hey”…..”Hey”…..”Hey”
As well as maintaining the relationships and romance you love, we are stepping up the “sci-fi” aspects of our show a bit. For example, we will be putting more focus on Isabel and how her alien powers can be put to best use in helping the group.
Here she is practicing her highly skilled alien technique for distracting attention from our other alien friends.
“Ooops, I dropped my purse. Can someone help me please?”
Speaking of aliens, our old friend Tess is back, still played by the irrepressible Britney Spears.
To maintain the high level of action sequences we had last season, we are bringing back an old favorite… “Butt Kicking Liz”.
Ouch…once again, that must hurt. Luckily those boobs cushioned the fall.
But rest assured, we will not stray too far off course. What would we do without our classic “Eraser Room” scenes? You’ll find our sci-fi element fits right in.
“Max, I’ve been doing some research. Did you know that one of the key components of Cadmium X is common white blackboard chalk?”
“Hmmm…..Let’s skip the science lesson Liz and focus on what we are really here to do….clean erasers!”
Of course, we can always find time to sneak in a few smoochies.
As you can see, in the final analysis, very little has changed. Tune in again for the next exciting episode of Barbie Roswell Theater!
The End