I'm really tired of all this Tess nonsense. So for a lighthearted take on the scenario, I offer the following:
Cast:
Liz: Barbie
Max: Ken
Tess: Britney Spears
Liz finds out about Max kissing Tess and decides to kick her butt!!
Ouch!@#@$@ That must hurt!
Looks like Liz kicked Tess into a mud puddle!
We know how much Max hates "mud", so he returns to his "Dreamgirl" Liz. While Tess leaves town in disgrace!
And our dreamy couple lives happily ever after.....
Little did Max know, but Tess's face was really covered with some yummy chocolate pudding, but we won't tell him, will we?