HI,
my name is....
WHAT?
my name is...
WHO
my name is
chica...chica..
PAT!
*i'd just like to point out that the above is pat's lame doing.
i in no way support the use of eminem on any self-respecting webpage
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| I'm not exactly sure why, but Patski has asked me to his biography
for him. i'd like to think it is because of my superb html skills [*lol*]
my outstanding sense of humour and my superior useage of the english language,
but i get the feeling its mainly because he's too god damn lazy to do it
himself. am i right patski? |
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i thought as much
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| anyways, im getting a little sidetracked here. my job is not to complain
about pat's laziness, its to tell you everything you could possibly want
to know (or not know) about him. |
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| This is Patski, looking like he just stepped off the cover of some
stupid chicks magazine. notice the strategically positioned mobile phone...
pat can be SUCH a yuppie sometimes, i swear. |
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| Pat enjoys playing soccer (although, whether he is actually any good
at it is still under strong debate), playing tennis, hanging out with a
multitude of friends, playing on the playstation, watching movies and spending
copious amounts of time on the internet talking to me.. :-D. Pat is also
the worlds biggest teenybopper, and listens to what can only be described
as the most horrifying music on the face of this earth. backstreet boys,
britney speares, destiny's child, wheatus, N'Sync, matchbox 20.. you name
it, he listens to it.. i personally am fighting the urge to throw up from
even typing their names, but pat seems to like it.. you know what they
say.. there is no accounting for taste |
| his dislikes include vegetables, bigots, dishonest people, homophobes,
and anything that you might describe as decent music. he also hates school,
but lets face it, who doesnt. |
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| anyways. now we move onto a subject that i could talk about for hours.
myself. *lol* |
| but... wait a minute, i hear you say.. isn't this meant to
be about Pat? what has this crazy bitch got to do with it? |
| well, in answer to your question, i happen to be a good friend of pats,
and he actually asked me to write about myself. but anyway.. this is me.
and dont laugh.... |
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| My name is Sarah. my parents named me after the chick out of Dr. Who.
I hate everything and everyone, and i am prolly the most cynical, pessimistic
17 year old girl you're ever gonna meet. i have what pat likes to call
an 'obsession' with the Cure.. and i guess that is true to a degree.. but
can you honestly blame me? Robert Smith is a living legend. if you wanna
know more about me, then you can visit my website, The
Final Act. But you're here to learn all about the great patski, so
im gonna stop raving on about myself and my pathetic little life, and get
back to the subject at hand like i know you all want me to. Patski |
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| Pat was born in Lebanon. At the age of 11 he moved to Australia, because
of the wars that were going on there at the time. Pat's father died in
the war before Pat was born, so he never got to know him. *sniff*. For
some reason, Pat speaks with a slight american accent. He also speaks French
and German, and it only took him two weeks to learn the english language.
i think that's because he skipped the part that deals with spelling.. anyone
who has ever chatted to him knows EXACTLY what im talking about *lol* |
Pat is also into the whole Art thing. this is something that he painted
in school last year. The painting is called "Chaos", or as Pat would spell
it, "Kaos". he may be a great artist, but im not kidding, his spelling
really leaves much to be desired.
Chaos is a painting that is open for interpretation, but to me it just
screams 'meat eating orchids forgive nobody' |
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well, thats pretty much all i have to say about pat.. he's not exactly
all that interesting.. oh.. did i mention he works at KFC? supporting the
senseless and inhumane killing of innocent chickens to sell to lazy people
who cant be bothered eating something thats not fried in fat. i guess it
could be worse.. i mean, he could work at mcdonalds or something. and dont
even get me started about them.. but im sidetracked again.. *sighs* im
almost as hopeless as pat's spelling sometimes |
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anyways, if you want information on donkey farming in lithuania,
if you're bored and want something to do, if you want to offer pat much
needed advice about dating, or even if you just think he needs a good stern
talking to, then
im sure he wont mind.. he has less of a life than you do
For Pat's new cyber friends...
Nude pics of Pat!
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