September 1958 to July 1961
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went for my interview at
My father dropped me off at the
college gates, saying that he would wait in the car with his newspaper. With
hindsight I now realise that he was more anxious than I was that the college
should accept me. I was quite blasé about it, as all the information I had
received so far seemed to refer to me as a student but with the added
hand-written proviso “subject to a satisfactory interview”. I felt that this
was their necessary safeguard and that I would not have any great problem in
being accepted. Certainly, I had no qualms or butterflies such as one usually
experiences before an interview.
I walked up to the main college
entrance on a beautiful sunny morning and rang the bell. A secretary who smiled
and asked, “Are you Sgt Hunt?” opened it within seconds. I affirmed that I was,
and was shown to a chair in the hallway. She then went into the Principal’s
room, just a couple of paces away, closing the door behind her. I could hear
the muttering of their voices. No other sound. No student noises, of course, as
they were still on vacation. It seemed to be just me, the secretary, and a
loudly ticking grandfather clock.
I was ushered in after the briefest
of pauses; after all, they had been expecting me and I was the only candidate
for interview. I was introduced to the Principal, the Rev Aubrey J Price, a
large bodied man with a large head. He was affable and friendly, but one was
immediately in awe of him. “Good morning, Sgt Hunt!” he said, “Welcome back to
Blighty!”
That was a good start, obviously it
took an old soldier to recognise one. He then introduced me to the
Vice-Principal, Mr John L Bradbury, an ancient white-haired man who seemed to
enjoy making his own quips, which no-one else understood, and chuckling at
them. Inevitably, it was only polite that one should cluck with him.
It was an easy and friendly
interview. I was obviously of the right stock to be admitted; that, after all,
was what they were checking out. Of course, they asked the usual questions
including the one I had already been asked many times in the past and would be
asked still many more times in the years ahead “Why do you want to be a
teacher?” This is the usual icebreaker to put the candidate at ease. Let me
hasten to add that not for one moment did I ever underestimate, either then or
at any other time, the intelligence and professionalism of these two senior
academic figures.
The interview concluded with them
saying that they looked forward to me being on the college roll. They told me
that my main subjects would be Handicrafts and Geography, with the subsidiary
subjects that all students took at college, namely English, Education,
Mathematics, R.E. and P.E. (Just like school!) I told them about my having
taken A-Level Art, to which they responded that when I knew the result, I was
to let them know and they would take another look at my timetable. I thanked
them, and politely asked if they could sign a form for the M.O.D. that
confirmed my place and would ensure my premature release. This was done, and in
addition I was handed all the bumph from the college with reference to the new
intake of students, dates and times and so on.
I joined father in the car after
just barely half an hour; we were both pleased that I had been accepted. I was
bemused to note as I looked quickly through the college documents, that my name
was already printed amongst the list of first-year students starting in
September. It confirmed my own inner feelings about the interview. There was
only one other time in my life that I was to feel so certain about the outcome
of an interview. The next would be under different circumstances some sixteen
years later, when I went for promotion.
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first day at
My fellow students and I were known
as the First Year; shades of school that I was to see so much at college. The
seniors, who had been there for a year were, naturally enough, the Second
Year. An arrangement peculiar to
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First Years, except for the afore-mentioned day students, were in Halls of
Residence. This was good news as it brought us all together and, of course,
helped our newness to the whole scenario of college life. Apart from just a
handful in my year, the vast majority had done National Service and were
therefore aged around twenty or twenty-one. This was significant, as we must
have been the last intake at college to consist almost wholly of ex-Conscripts.
From next January, the new Mid-Year students would show a majority of
eighteen-year olds, and a few who, unlike me, had been unable to obtain early
release. The date for the phasing out of National Service, still two or three
years away, had already been announced, so there was a general relaxation of
the rules, particularly for those going into further or higher education.
The Hall of Residence was a
three-storey building with adequate single rooms on each floor. I was on the
middle floor, which was better than the bottom floor as one tended to be
knocked-up at all sorts of hours by those who arrived back late. If they saw
your light on you did not get much rest after
Anyway, I must confess that, in
those early days before I had really got to know anyone, I found myself back on
the campus about ten minutes after eleven, with the main door firmly shut. I
had been back to
I wondered whether to go back to the
Oakes’s, but similarly I realised it was a dreadful imposition, particularly as
they would be in bed. Therefore, I decided to stay up all night. That, of
course, was no sweat to an ex-serviceman who had done guard duties. A mere
seven hours was nothing. I was not the least bit worried about the lack of
sleep, and it was a warm evening so there was no worry about the weather. I
therefore set off for the centre of
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would have been past
It was about two in the morning when
I decided to make a move. I thought I would walk around the city streets, just
to see what signs of life there were. I went past the ice-cream kiosk and
noticed the crate full of one-pint bottles of milk. The only thing that struck
me as strange was that I had not heard the milkman. I was very tempted to take
a swig from one of the bottles; no one would ever know. I can only assume that
part of my inner self - we all have it - told me that it is wrong to take
something that does not belong to you. At any rate, I convinced myself that it
was now quite cool and that I did not really fancy a cold drink.
So back on the city walls, I made my
way to the
“Good
morning, Constables” I said. In those days, that was the correct form of
address.
“Good
morning, sir” they said, “And may we ask where you are going?”
Of
course, they really wanted to know where I had been, who I was, and what I was
doing.
I told them my full tale of woe, all
the while their torches blinding me. It was a sign of the times that they did
not even bother to frisk me. Admittedly I was wearing only my blazer and
slacks, but in later years, as we all know, any person regardless of sex or age
would, at the very least, have been more thoroughly checked out for stolen
credit cards, money, tools, weapons or drugs. After a while, one of them said
“Shall we all go for a stroll then?” and with that we all retraced the steps I
had taken back to the riverside.
They asked me where I had rested; as
one seat looks pretty much the same as another I pointed out the general
direction, but obviously couldn’t be sure exactly which one it was. I need not
have worried about that small detail, as it was the general direction that they
were interested in. My heart thumped as we went straight to the kiosk and the
crate full of milk bottles! They shone their torches on the crate; every bottle
intact!
“They
seem to be alright,” said one policeman to the other.
“Why,
what’s the matter?” I asked.
“Some-one’s
been taking the milk, so we thought we ought to check it out,” said the other.
I
just could not believe it! I felt guilty - I had almost broken one of the
cardboard milk-bottle tops to have a free gulp. It would have cost me dear. My
whole future would have ended that very day. Any pleas of innocence would have
been discounted. “Gentlemen Schoolmasters” I was to hear the Principal preach
to all and sundry over and over again, “Are not expected to behave in such a
questionable manner,” and “The future of our young citizens rests with you.”
I have no doubt that I would have
been expelled from college just three days after starting, and with a criminal
record. As it was, I was seen to be innocent. However, the police did not want
to let me go, so they slowly walked me back to the police station, right next
door to the Town Hall, and across the road from the Cathedral. In we went and I
was left on my own in the entrance, but by a desk, whilst they reported to
their sergeant. They all kept looking over at me. Eventually the sergeant, a
kindly looking moustachioed man with a shining pate fetched me, took me behind
the counter and gave me a cup of tea. In those days, one just did not drink cups
of coffee as one does these days. He wrote down all the details again, my name
and address and so on. Somehow, I managed to persuade him that he did not
really need to contact my parents, at such an unearthly hour, but to my horror,
he did telephone the Principal to establish my identity. I clearly heard him
say “There are no charges sir, no offence has been committed.”
He then told me “Your Principal
wants to see you first thing in the morning, as soon as you get back.” He then
barked at me, “ Now take my advice and go and get some rest in the sports room.
Here, follow me.” He then took me to a dark, stuffy, smoky room, which
contained a covered-over billiard table, darts, board and so on. The police
rest room.
“Get
yourself in that armchair, and get some rest” he ordered. It was not a request.
Left alone I reassessed the whole
venture. Phew! How awful it could have been - but was I off the hook yet? What
would the Principal have to say? It was now about four in the morning, and
there was no question of me sleeping. At about
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took only a few minutes to reach the college, but no way could I go and see the
Principal in my rather dishevelled state. Anyway, I reasoned he would not know
what time I had left the police station. So I went to my hall of residence, the
front door of which was now wide open. (In all my three years at the college,
as both a residential and non-residential student I never discovered, nor ever
spoke to anyone who knew who actually opened the door every morning, or at what
time).
After a shower and a complete change
of clothing, I went to the Principal’s house at just on
I departed, and eventually went for
breakfast and then all my lessons for the day. (‘Lessons!’ – Did you notice
that I did not say ‘lecture’ or ‘tutorial’?) There is no doubt that the lack of
sleep was creeping up on me, but I had to go at some stage and see the dammed
resident tutor. I put off going at lunchtime, although I saw him going to his
room, and finally plucked up courage some time before the evening meal. He
invited me in, bade me sit down, and said, “Well, what can I do for you, young
man?” I thought “Jeez, does he know about all this, or is he having me on?” Obviously,
the Principal had appropriately briefed him, but he heard me out in silence. He
then said, “What do you think I should do about you now?” With head hung in
shame I declared that I did not know. Anyway, after a - thankfully short -
lecture he warned me that I could have been rusticated, and that he would be
watching me in the future “To make sure that you have settled in
satisfactorily.”
I went back to my room and looked up
the word ‘rusticated’; not having been to a boarding school I was unfamiliar
with such words. I was relieved to see that it meant I would be kept on the
campus, rather than meaning that I would be excommunicated from the college.
The incident was never referred to
again, and I never mentioned it to anybody either; partly a feeling of guilt
that I had ‘let the side down’ and partly because I felt a bit of a prick. What
an issue over nothing. How differently it would all have been a generation
later.
Actually just barely a week later I
sent the Principal the post card I had received informing me that I had passed
my A-Level Art Examination, along with the English Language O-Level (for the
second time). I also asked whether this meant that I could now do Art with
Handicrafts, instead of Geography. A couple of days later back came the reply.
“Dear
David, well done on your A-Level Art success; regret that Art with Handicrafts
is not a good combination, and feel that you would do well to stick with
Geography”.
So
that was that; no discussion and no argument. I now looked forward to settling
down to a full, uninhibited college life. I wanted no more worries.
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college one quickly teamed up with fellow aspirants; usually students in your
group for many of the lectures. So it was that I befriended Gordon Hebden from
We cemented our friendship by
exploring all the public houses of
Now
The
Dressed
smartly – no one ever thought of going out without a shirt and tie, blazer and
slacks – we would proceed with the mission. Now, drinking half-pints is a bit
like drinking through a straw. The increased oxygen has a remarkable
intoxicating effect. Consequently, we appeared in each public house as a very
chatty group. Our leader would then place our order with the hapless governor,
with something like “Two halves of mild, a half of bitter, seven halves of
mixed, and we’ll all pay for our own, please.”
However, we had no problems. They
were happy for our custom. Nevertheless, as the evening progressed, one or two
of our number began to show signs of
‘not keeping the pace.’ The Bear
& Billet was the last pub before the Bridgegate, and only the hardiest
reached it, having consumed the correct amount in each. Many would reach it
having cheated – by surreptitiously swopping drinks, or pouring some away – and
the resultant crawl back to college left us a sorry looking, dishevelled bunch.
The next day’s hangover, followed by a quiet night in our rooms, seemed to be a
necessary part of the ritual. We often spoke about producing a certificate to
commemorate the feat, but we never did. I must emphasise that the
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very early days at least, the most popular public house for college students had
to be The George & Dragon. Apart
from the fact that it was large, with room for plenty of students, and the fact
that it was of a robust pseudo-Mediaeval appearance, it had one other important
attribute. It was the nearest pub to college, being just a couple of hundred
yards up the road.
It therefore became the first
watering hole after lectures had ended for the day. And within its precincts
was born a choir of doubtful melodious virtue. It happened like this.
We regularly broke into singsong
mode at The George & Dragon. It was the done thing, before jukeboxes
dictated the mood of the house. We would sing pop numbers, but also the popular
music hall types, like ‘Roll Out The Barrel,’ and ‘She’s A Lassie From
Lancashire.’ Thus it came about that one night after we had drunk up, and whilst
we were in the toilet, Gordon and I chatted to this old Welsh type, who
starting to break into the refrain ‘Guide Me O’er Thou Great Jehovah.’ Well,
after the drinks we had consumed, we did not need much prompting, and within seconds,
some ten or fifteen students – all having a leak before the walk back to
college or digs - joined in. The Welsh
have often claimed
Some nights later, and weekends were
our best, we had a repeat performance, with the same old crone who came with us
to the loo. He told us how much he had enjoyed our singing last time. So much
so that he got us started on other hymns. However, nothing could beat Cym Rhonda for boisterous singing, and
it remained the all-time favourite.
Thus was born what we called the George & Dragon Shit House Choir. I
was a founder member, and I did not miss many performances.
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have previously intimated, the one thing that got me - and all my fellow
students - about college life was that it seemed to be merely an extension of
school life. Of course, we had no previous experience of the world of academe
other than our grammar schools and sixth forms, so this could have been the
norm, but somehow we felt that it was not the jolly, free and wild life we had
expected. Certainly, after the adult and manly world of national service this
was something of a shock.
We had even got prefects, for God’s
sake! Well, not exactly, as we elected them in the student common room, but
they were the ones who, on becoming members of the Students Guild, seemed to be
the only ones who went out and bought the bright green college blazer with
college badge. This made them stand out even further and tended to earmark
them. They received few favours, certainly none from fellow students, but they
had monthly meetings with the Principal, and attended his end of term sherry
drink; one could not really call it a party.
In the dining room, at lunchtime and
for the evening meal, the duty prefect - sorry, member of the Guild - rang the
bell and said Grace. He also made any announcements, if he could be heard above
the murmur of disapproval. Members of the Students Guild were rated on their
pub-worthiness. If they joined the rest for a good booze session, then they
scored top marks. If they went to the college chapel morning and evening, were
in the chapel choir, were swots, and generally
avoided pubs, then their student popularity-rating was not one to be
mentioned in their memoirs.
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he college had its own ancient Church, known as the college chapel, which generally seemed to have a fairly non-denominational type of service; I certainly went a couple of times in the early days. However, for most of the manly and worldly-wise students that we now thought we were, church parade was something that we could afford to miss. It was a prerequisite of dress, both for chapel and for the dining room, that we would all wear our undergraduate gowns. For many, this tended to increase the gravity and formality that they wanted to avoid; others revelled in it. For many of our lectures, we were also required to wear gowns, which I suppose they thought instilled some kind of academic air.
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had a set timetable of lessons - one could hardly call them lectures - five
days of the week from
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The majority of students were aiming
to teach in the primary sector, but most subjects were covered for the
secondary sphere. In this latter respect,
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about a cloistered, moral and pure existence at college. One day we were all
summoned to the student common room. No one knew what it was about. The
President of the Student Guild had not a clue, except that it was a three-line
whip and all first year students had to be present. It was mid-morning, and the
principal entered with the vice-principal in tow, gowns swirling. The members
of the students’ guild, sitting just like prefects facing the rest of us, stood
respectfully; the rest of us remained seated. The principal looked at us
seriously, wisely ignoring our lack of respect.
“I
have to speak to you on a matter of grave importance, a matter affecting each
and every one of you.” he said. All one hundred and more of us were hushed, not
a movement or sound. What had happened, we all wondered. Afterwards, many of us
said that we had thought he had found out about The George & Dragon shit
house choir, and that we were for the chop.
But no, the principal went on to
deliver a lecture about the shame and disrepute into which the college had been
dragged; how the reputation of each and every one of us was now irredeemable
because of the actions of one of our number. What had happened was this; one of
our intake had gone home for the weekend and had left the keys to his room with
his mate who was living in digs. This was quite a common practice, as it gave
one a base on the campus at weekends when girl friends were allowed on the
premises (during the hours of daylight only, you understand).
Well,
the poor bugger who lent his keys fell ill, with some kind of fever which left
him delirious and unable to think straight. His do-good parents came to the
college to collect his washing and his study material as, even at this early
stage of his sickness it was realised he was going to be away for quite a long
time. Of course, they couldn’t find his keys at home, so on arriving at the
college on the Sunday afternoon, they went to see the principal, who was most
sympathetic and supportive, sharing their anxieties and so on.
They probably had a quiet prayer together.
If they did not need it answering just at that moment, some other poor sod did.
The principal, carrying his master keys, went with the doting parents to their
son’s room. After unlocking the door, he opened it “To reveal a naked member of
this college, hastily trying to pull on his underclothes, and a young woman -
she cannot be described as a lady - attempting to cover her nether regions
under the bedclothes.”
So,
that was it! What a crime! That was one potential teacher that the profession
was to lose; I never knew him, and have no idea whether he might have been a
good teacher or not. The whole episode certainly gave us something to talk
about that night. We were united in our sympathy for the poor bloke who had
been sent down “in disgrace”. We often mused, giggled and wondered what it must
have been like for him, just at that moment in time when he heard the keys in
the door and, a second later saw the principal framed before him.
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First Year at the College, on the handicraft course, I made from Parana Pine a
large wooden toolbox, with dovetail
joints at its corners, and the corners of the two tray inserts. In addition,
one made several other carpentry joints as display items, with a few items from
the wood turning lathe. One also started the design for the two-year project,
which, in my case was going to be a dinner trolley.
So College was a bit like school, no
freedom to choose when to make the effort to attend lectures. We had two
teaching practices (TP’s) a year. I can remember going to
These teaching practices were very
exhausting because those schools out of town required you to go on the set
‘coach tour’ every day, for three weeks. Dropping everyone off at their
respective schools early in the morning, and then picking them up again at the
end of the day, was a two or three hour chunk of time that we students could
have put to better use by staying in bed. The morning journeys were always
silent, a combination of dread, tiredness and hangover. The evening trips were
livelier with everyone quite animated. The Friday evening trips were raucous,
with filthy rugger songs filling the air. This put everyone in the right frame
of mind for a good night’s ‘sesh.’
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