| I came online around the end of 2000. I was active at different serial
killer or murder related forums/messageboards, and through them I met a
variety of people- most of them wonderful and intelligent but there is always
an exception to every rule. I've met a few nutcases over the time as well.
I know I can be somewhat 'controversial' at times. (at least to some conservatives)
And provocative. My name alone is a smack in the face for some people. I've
taken a lot of abuse during the years here, been bashed, stalked, harrassed
etc, but never been cruel back -to anyone- even though Ive had every reason
to be.
on this page I have collected the fun/entertaining parts from my guestbook
(together with pm's and e's) -- they're old and i put them down as they
are, no editing etc. I guess to find them as entertaining as I do, you
have to know the history.
--Introducing Ms.'Jan Hanna'
| Tuesday
07/08/2003 5:58:08pm |
| Name: |
jan
hanna |
| Homepage: |
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| E-Mail: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
typed in BABYS
GOT BACK,came right up |
| Favourite Killer |
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| Comments: |
alrite,
now yer starten 2 piss mee off wudda ya meen i caint
spell fer sheet.i sppel jist fyne yous bunuch of
ignirent muthafukkers. if yer awl sew smartt howz cum i
cain fynd awl kindss of grammicarikul errorz in yer
spellin two, awlso. git off ma buh-uh-ut.it jist aynt
rite yous makkun fun of mee awl the tyme bunch a freekin
louzers. now if yowl xcuze me, i gotz to go kick the
katz ass cuz i sea hes pissen on tha floor again an it
bee eatin a hole in tha floor of ma trailer , makes it
kinda stank up in >hear tooo. ( you people are SOOOO
mean, i can spell, i just dont want to :) give me an F
give me a U give me a C give me a K , whutz dat spell?
it spells kIsS My AsS, THATS WHUT!!!
LADY DAHMER*****
whut yo
talking
aboot? | |
| Tuesday
07/08/2003 3:11:20am |
| Name: |
amora
(hillel) |
| Homepage: |
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first off, who
exactly do you think i am?
obsession? please. i'm not
guido and i'm not jan, but i'm beginning to think
they're the same person. and i'm not one of those
computer freaks with no lives that have nothing better
to do than mess with people. there's just a few things i
found questionable, let me try and explain...
99% of
the pictures are found on the 2 links on your page. the
other, are STILL not technically yours, anybody can snap
from a video with the right equipment.
about the art,
there was really no offense intended, sure they're
GREAT, no question, but i don't know about the jesus
ones. a little bit disrespectful if you ask me.
tall,
white, western european man? where did you get that
from? no one knows what the great man upstairs looks
like, and sure people have the right to try and express
him, but i think combining him with a killer is a little
much. it's just, it was a little weird to come to this
site and realize later that you were an adult. it's just
it's RARE to see women in the US into things like you.
sure, over there you probably find the '100 lbs.
overweight, with 4 kids and no job' women over here odd,
yeah it's true, american women are generally stupid like
that.
i am not one of them. it's just, god is
something i started taking VERY seriously recently and
it sort of ticked off because it seemed like you were
insulting him big time. maybe you can clear that up for
me, what message was really intended there. the things i
said were WAY out of line and i'm very sorry. i looked
for anything i could to use against and attack you with.
i didn't mean that stuff, i tend to procrastinate when i
get angry. i acted very immature and once again i am
sorry. maybe you could respond to me again, if you will.
i wanna hear what you have to say. i'm really not a rude
person, i think you're a beautiful girl and your art is
good.
and my name is NOT hillel. it's just an alias,
i never put my real name on the computer. my real name
is above.
take care, Nat
later.
****LADY DAHMERS
COMMENT****
hmmm... who do I think you are?
well..... you wrote one VERY rude
(not very Christian
if I may say so) post accusing me of stuff,
insulting
my loved ones, etc etc... making judgements and pointing
fingers without any reasonable explanation. You
acted very childlike.
How am I suppose to persieve
you after that?
I find it very interesting that
a lot of people claiming to dispise/hate me- STLL put
their time and effort into my place/finding out
everything bout me etc etc.
I dont know who you
are... or any other visitor for that matter. I can only
make a judgementcall on what you write to me and how you
treat me. This time VERY disrespectful. Which tells me a
lot.
just cuz you find things 'questionable' DONT
give you any reason whatsoever to treat people like shit
or be mean. PERIOD. You tell me you started to take God
serious-- I asume you mean the christian image of God?
as well as Jesus? no? well... in that case- youre not
really following his teachings now are you? the one
who's without sin throw the first stone.
I know
my bible. Trust me. Ive been 'into' God, Jesus and
religion since I was a child. And contrary to many
people---- I actually live as far as I can according to
Jesus teachings.
No-- I dont claim to be a
christian, even though I for many years thought I was. I
believe. But not in the traditional Gods/beliefs. And I
believe Jesus was a revolutionary- a cool guy, with
guts--- strong enough in his convictions that he was
prepared to die for his beliefs. I dont see my art as
disrespecting him. On the contrary--- Dahmer (according
to christian belief) is as much human and loved as much
as Jesus. God sees no difference. its a metafor,
jesus=the son of God --- Dahmer=the son of God- we're
all his/her children. no? we're sons and daughters of
the divine force that surrounds us and what we simply
referr to as 'God'. If you'd taken the time to read my
'about' page thouroughly you'd see that I state Jesus as
one of my 'idols'. lol.
By western white man?
where did I get that? lol. Look at all the art since
hundred of years ago till now. Artists through times
have always portraited Jesus as a white blond blue eyed
man. So that was what I was referring to.
(bout
my pictures? I never claimed ALL pics were mine. Just
the ones on that first page and a few on my jeffy site.
and no-- I see them as mine.)
anyway. I always
accept apologies. Always. Youre big enough to admit you
made wrong and I respect that. We all act childish at
times, but only the strong ones are willing to right
their wrong. Just think next time. Dont asume, ask
instead. People are different- dont mean theyre less
good than you.
Have a nice
Day;
Nat | |
| Monday
07/07/2003 5:39:21am |
| Name: |
hillel |
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florida, the
gator state! |
| Comments: |
to GUIDO, hey
there, i don't know who you are, missy but i think you
and jan are right on! this girl is so fucked up, i think
she's a fugitive from a funny farm! have you seen those
blood pictures? lol, this bitch has no clue of what
she's talking about, trying to act all intellegent like
she knows everything! there are 4 things that REALLY
bother me: 1) the 'heh' thing, SO stupid, 2)the jeffrey
dahmer pictures aren't hers'! she got them off other
websites, and she thinks she's so smart a/b putting a
lock on them, but all you gotta do is save them as 'my
pictures' and you can do anything you want with them!
3)painting jeff as jesus, that is just bizarre, and
4)when i first came here i figured she was some kind of
lame ass teenager or something, but it is so stupid to
see a woman her age into wicca crap and all this satanic
goth mess. can you say grow up? she needs a serious
reality check. her husband looks like rob zombie and her
sister looks like jabba the hut.
so write again here,
quido, i wanna hear what else you gotta say.
bye!!!
******LADY DAHMERS
LAUGHTER*****
Is that you observer?? lmao! Jan
cant spell, and she's sure funnier than you.... pathetic
to change your name though---- and even more pathetic;
VISITING HOMEPAGES OF PEOPLE YOU HATE.
Can you
say; 'obsession'?
lol
okay-- back to
subject.
1. HEH HEH HEH HEH
2. THe jeffy pics
are MINE. (on the pages we're it says so--- the rest I
got from collecting on the net and I never claimed THEY
were mine) give me one website addy were they are at
xcept mine. The witch snapped them of a documentary on
tv and gave to me.
3. Art is bizarr. Get over
it. I think its even more bizarr to display Jesus as a
tall white western european man when he in fact was a
jew from jerusalem.
4. And read up a bit on
wicca and satanism before you speak. goth? were the heck
did you get that from?
my 'husband' may look
whatever (duh! didnt occurr to you that that is a
photoshop montage?? intelligence, where is it when we
need it?)
H U S B A N D
My sister? what does she
have to do with anything?
lmao.
oh...
and I never really liked 'reality' too many nuts
stalking me out there.
heh.
heh.
...and heh.
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| Sunday
07/06/2003 6:01:29pm |
| Name: |
GUIDO |
| Homepage: |
https://www.angelfire.com/art/ladydahmer/Yeah,%20RIGHT!!! |
| E-Mail: |
Oh Yeah
RIGHT!!!! Again. |
| How did you find my Site? |
Followed the
stench. |
| Favourite Killer |
The Dead
Ones. |
| City/Country: |
California |
| Comments: |
First off, let
me dispell the rumors that I am Jan Hanna. LD is
correct, I CAN spell!!! I havent been around much of
late, I couldnt waste any more time hacking into SKC and
Joe, the short, fat, bald, brainless troll just doesnt
deserve my wit and commentary anymore and hacking in
repeatedly was getting boring. I was posting at Film's
place and at XD5, but Film's place closed down and XD5
is relatively slow, though I still post there. From what
I am told SKC is pretty slow as well. I still think LD
is a lost misguided moron who worships a dead child
molesting serial killer, but now I understand she is
getting married? Just all pray that they dont procreate.
The world doesnt need anymore stupid people, and someone
who would marry LD has got to be some kind of moron.
Anyways, I am sorry that you all had mistaken me for Jan
Hanna, though I am not claiming to be "better" then Jan,
just claiming I am NOT Jan. but Jan, please do keep up
the good work. In closing, LD, you say you are in love
and getting married, what does your brain dead witch
freind think of this? Is she upset? Didnt you say that
you "loved" her also? She must be heartbroken with your
decision to wed. Anyways say hello to Witch for me, and
ask her to say hi to her "Daddy" for me, it is getting
close to September again. Well enough for now, I will
say I have truely missed bitch-slapping you and your
serial killer groupie freinds around, maybe your
Guestbook is just the place to re-kindle some old
memories!!! HAHAHAHA See you all
around!!!!!
******LADY
DAHMERS TEARS OF JOY*****
G man!!!! did I miss
you or WHAT?????!!!!!!!! *oh joy happy happy*
For
the record------ Im NOT getting married- we're engaged.
What happens in the future happens then.... but I want
YOUUUU to be my best man. of course. *BIG GRIN*
but one thing I dont get? why wouldnt witchiepoo
be happy? She's VERY thrilled bout my engagement. Just
thought Id tell you. And of course I love her. :) Why
wouldnt I? Cant a girl get married and STILL keep/love
her friends?
exactly. :D
Oh and PS-- say
hi to grandma for me!!
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| Thursday
07/03/2003 7:45:30am |
| Name: |
jan
hanna |
| Homepage: |
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| E-Mail: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
typed in AGING
GROUPIE, came right up |
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sooooo you
got to go on stage and PAR-TAY with iron maiden, totally
bitchin, fer sure.so those guys are like what,60 years
old by now or what? nothing like watching a bunch of old
geezers in spandex huh? hey natty, could you see theyre
diapers under the spandex BUHAAAAHAHAHA. so they thought
you were BEEEE-YOOO-TIFUL huh? of course they did
sweety, of course they did.did they invite you back
stage during intermission ( diaper change) sounds like a
SUPER TERRIFIC time my dear, where did you and stinky go
afterwards,out with the band to play bingo? your boy
friend kind of looks like that guy from in-sync, whats
his ass, justin timberlake.maybe he will write a song
dedicated to you titled, YOU SCARE THE LIVIN CRAP OUTTA
ME:) didnt he sing a song that went ONE MORE TRY, BABY
BUH-BUH BYE? well i got a feeling thats what this young
man will be singing the minute he discovers this
website, hell be running down the road in the other
direction SCREAMING.
******LADY DAHMERS COMMENT******
oh stop it- you know youre jealous, just admit
it! *grin* XD ---- Okay I know I aint topping an evening
listening to Jim-Bob playing his banjo, but I mean---
iron maiden?!! that gotta count for something, right?
so anyway....... whattya mean, LOOKS like Justin
Timberlake????!!!!! You mean he's NOT justin???? fer
crying out loud! and here I was thinking.....hmmmm......
I gotta go down to the basement and have a talk to my
slave..errr.... boyfriend.
BBL. | |
| Monday
06/23/2003 0:03:44am |
| Name: |
jan
hanna |
| Homepage: |
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| E-Mail: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
typed in
CLOGGING,came right up |
| Favourite Killer |
mad
cow |
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sweeety,
dah-ling, your tying the knot how WONDERFUL for
you.what, i mean who,is the lucky person, thing,
whatever? im seeing a wedding with lots of black lace
and tarantulas,skulls and bubbling cauldreons, no? no
wonder you are so mellow and subdued as of late, you
have a new fiance".( wink, wink, nudge, nudge) that
"splains EVERYTHING! no matter, the kissy kissy, huggy
huggy shit will soon wear thin and youll soon be right
back to the SCREAMING, CRAZY BITCH weve all come to know
and love (gag,snort) honestly sweety, after all is said
and done i must admit ive grown quiet fond of you over
the long haul. id love to stand up to the wedding under
one condition, i absolutley refuse to wear those damn
WOODEN SHOES , plus i feel they wouldnt go well with
your morticia addams wedding dress either.will stinky be
the best man, woman, whatever? lets us in on all the
details okay? good luck!!!!!
Lady Dahmers comment; Awwwww..... and I
was gonna ask YOUUUUUU to be my slut of honour!!! :D
...But that includes wearing wooden shoes AS WELL as
clogging in my honour at the party. Deal?
so...
who's the lucky 'thing'? Here ya go- (I know youve been
dying to see.... seeing as you couldnt score with ANY
mammal- male or female.)
N
A T T Y S - P R E Y
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| Saturday
06/21/2003 2:18:57pm |
| Name: |
jan
hanna |
| Homepage: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
typed in BIG
BOOTY, came right up |
| Favourite Killer |
monkeypox |
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| Comments: |
okay, what
the hells goin on natty. i give you a half dozen kick
ass jabs in my last couple of entries,and all i get for
a response are these BLAND assed replys. what gives???
what are you on, PROZAC? did you have a LOBOTOMY? c"mon
natty goddammit, i put in a lot of hard work comin up
with this shit,the least you can do is make your usual
feeble attempt to defend yourself. but nooooo, what do i
get,NUTHIN! whats the matter sweetheart, tell your ol
pal jan.are you out on the street again honey? or back
on stinkys couch? tell the doctor to cut your medication
in half cuz yer PISSIN ME OFF! wheres the natty weve
come to know and ( gag ) love. comeon, get with it, go
rip the wings off a butterfly,shoot off a couple of
rounds at the SHILL-DREN from your balconey. get back in
the groove, im concerned natty, i truly am...
****LADYDAHMERS
COMMENT******
I know I know... ive been lacking
off a bit latelly, but what can I say...? Between
fighting off the other bagladys for my cardboadbox,
being drunk as a skunk and getting ENGAGED *dreamy
muschy (gag) look in eyes* to my bf... I just havent had
the TIME!!! *big sigh*
Ill get back into the
groove in no time.... just gotta get my internet
connection up and rolling....
now where's the
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| Thursday
06/12/2003 7:06:26am |
| Name: |
Observer in
the woods |
| Homepage: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
Followed Jan's
wit and humour! |
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| Comments: |
Oh, I see how
it is now, one tells the truth and one gets deleted but
blow smoke up that fat ass of yers and all's well.
Hmphf!
Just so you know, we are here to read Jan, not
you and yer fucking nonsense.
Jan seems to be the
only one here with an ounce of common sense. After all,
she pegged you right on the money.
You are simply
a waste of space even if that is
webspace..................ROTFLMAO.
Guido, we LOVE
YOU? **smooch**
****LADYDAHMERS COMMENT****
Did
someone
fart? | |
| Tuesday
06/10/2003 2:53:47am |
| Name: |
THE jan
hanna |
| Homepage: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
typed in
POOP,came right up. |
| Favourite Killer |
sickle cell
anemia |
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i dont
care |
| Comments: |
AND big
P.S natty, your new background MUZAK on his website is,
how can i say this without offending you, its fucking
BORINGGGGGG. hello, can you be any more uninteresting?
c"mon natty, get with it, the music should reflect you,
your whole spiritual being, it should reflect to the
whole world who you are and what your about, not that
lame assed LIBERACE muuuu-zak you have now. i have a few
suggestions... #1) IM A LOSER BABY SO WHY DONT YOU KILL
ME...by beck. #2) IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN...wizard of oz
see what im sayin? something that when people hear it
they will automatically think, NATTY! ya know you really
should run shit by me before making any decisions on
your own my dear,cuz you really, really suck at it.
MUAHHHH, your pal, jan
****LADYDAHMERS COMMENT*****
the
music? oh dear.... I see youre not a nintendo/Zelda fan
as myself......
you know what? Type in 'Lost
Woods' on youre search engine and see what pops up.
(besides my place of course)
The songs Ive used
are from the game Ocarina of Time/Zelda on N64--- just
thought Id tell you... and pay attention now;
It
goes alone with the THEME of this website--- you know-
the backgrounds, the name etc etc
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| Thursday
06/05/2003 7:33:58am |
| Name: |
jan
hanna |
| Homepage: |
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| E-Mail: |
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| How did you find my Site? |
typed in
WEIRDO,came right up |
| Favourite Killer |
sars
virus |
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| Comments: |
hi natty
ya crazy bitch, how the fuck are ya? from reading you
comments it seems im not the only one who likes to give
you a hard time huh? you have no one to blame but your
self, its impossible to come to this site and NOT fuck
with you. and by the way, i seen that new picture of you
on your update page, the one above the dog with the big
nose ( i thought it was YOU for a minute, i swear to
god) anyhow, getting back to that picture. PLEASE tell
me that isnt CRAP smeared all over your face an
chest.because it sure as hell looks like it is, but im
having trouble believing even YOUR that WEIRD. but then
again,NOTHING, and i repeat NOTHING, you do surprises me
anymore.so whats going on in your SUPER TERRIFIC life
these days, i mean other than smearing CRAP all over
yourself? did you get that idea from your sister
stinky?
******LADYDAHMERS
COMMENT******
JAN!!! Oh boy did I miss you or
what??!!!!!!!
dont worry bout the new loser...
noone can take your place.
so bout my terrific
life????? oh soooooo much to tell YOUUUUUUU.... lol lol
lol- Ill update my journal later-- with aaaaall the
juicy details.
*mwah!!!* | |
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