"Did they use my bit about Robert Palmer being a wanker?" - Simon
- Full name: Simon John Charles LeBon
- Birthdate: October 27, 1958
- Birthplace: Watford, England
- Hobbies: Writing poetry
- Nickname: Charley
- Parents: Anne and John
- Siblings: Jonathon and David
- Children: Amber Rose Tamara LeBon (8/25/89)
Saffron Sahara LeBon (9/25/90)
Tallulah Pine LeBon (9/10/94)
- Height: 6'2"
- Weight: 160 lbs.
- Hair: Brown (naturally)
- Eyes: Blue
- Favourite flower: Rhododendrons
You know, I can't really say I like Simon very much, but I certainly don't hate him...in fact he's given me a lot of entertainment over the years which I'm very thankful for since I can't sit still for two seconds and I have to have something to do or else I go crazy and start stacking my furniture in the bathtub or some such thing... I'm sure Simon's probably a wonderful guy, but honestly I don't find him attractive in the least, he's too pudgy for my tastes. Sure he sometimes writes great lyrics like "If I had a car I'd drive it INSANE!", but that just doesn't make for pure admiration material for me... This might be a little off the topic, but has anyone else noticed Simon bears an uncanny resemblance to Professor Plum in that one Arcadia video? The one where he's wearing a tweed suit and glasses...? So anyway, basically the way I see it is: I love John, I adore Nick, I like Roger, can't stand Andy for the life of me, and Simon...well, Simon's there...
