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A Scotsman emailed this to LuLu. It's a 30s drinking song. Very trashy. Sounds like one of those perverse marching songs to me :) If u must sing it use "Goodnight Ladies" as the "tune."
Chorus: Bang, Bang, Lulu, Bang, Bang away, Who's gonna' bang bang Lulu, When Lulu's gone away.
Lulu had a chicken, Lulu had a duck, She put the two together, To see if they could...
I took her to the pictures, We sat down in the stalls, And every time the lights went out, She'd grab me by the...
Lulu had two boy-friends, Both were very rich, One was the son of a banker, The other a son-of-a...
Lulu had a boy-friend, His name was Tommy Tucker, He took her down the alley, To see if he could...
Lulu was a pretty girl, She had a lot of class, Mini-skirts she'd wear a lot, To let her show her...
Lulu had a bicycle, The seat was very sharp, Every time she sat on it, It would slip right up her...
She and I went walking, We walked along the grass, She slipped on a banana peel, And fell down on her...
Lulu made some porridge, It was very thick, Lulu wouldn't eat it, But she'd smear it on my...
Lulu had a job, But then she had to quit, 'Cause every time she turned around, The boss would grab her...
Bang, bang, Lulu, bang, bang.
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Okay, haha, seems like I seem to possess some sort of Scottish magnet. The last 4 men I have met via the net are either Scottish Americans or truly are from the land of haggis. :) Callen, ty for the CD by Flesh 4 LuLu. Who knew? Happy kilting to all of u!!!!!