Here's a list of stuff we hate!
1. That McDonald's commercial
2. Potato chips with ripples
3. Snotty preps
4. Bugs
5. Dead bugs
6. Yellow watery stuff on top of cottage cheese
and yogurt
7. That old ugly dude on "The Nanny"
8. The movie "As Good as it Gets"
9. Movies that have serious, complicated plots
10. Parents' sleeping disorders
11. Ignorant Christians
12. People on health food kicks
13. People who waste money on tread mills
(see #12)
14. People who make fun of you when you wear
Pentagrams (see #11)
15. Jocks (see #3)
16. Pennies
17. Pointless chores
18. That Country Fresh Raid doesn't
smell "Country Fresh"
19. People who think the world will end in the
year 2000
20. You
21. Fabio
22. People who think Fabio is hot
23. Prudes
24. People who keep disgusting brown banannas for
decorative purposes
25. Mentos commercials
26. Opera music
27. That the entire cast of SNL is gone. (The
GOOD cast)
28. That most guys don't shave their body hair
(especially under arms)
29. That there's too much female nudity and not
enough male nudity(Kristie hates this, RED
likes it.RED: Hey, I'm all for male nudity.
Just not around me!)
30. That animals have no rights
31. That minors have no rights
32. Bigots
33. Commercials featuring people with food on
their faces
34. Commercials featuring people's ugly naked
babies
35. People who call it "Pokeymon"
36. People who spell faggot and dyke wrong
(see #32)
37. People who hate smokers
38. The Go-Gurt commercial
39. People who sit there and try to act like they
like Monty Python but in reality they've just
watched Holy Grail about a billion times and
don't even know any of the sketches from the
Flying Circus
40. People who don't get that South Park has many
important moral, religious and political
messages
41. People who hate Linda Tripp
42. People who call Linda Tripp ugly when in
Reality World they themselves are Sir or Lady
Hideous of Ugington
43. The Family Circus
44. The comic strip BC
45. The fact that Calvin and Hobbes is gone
46. Every single thing about Tom and Jerry
47. ESPECIALLY the fact that the ORIGIONAL cat and
mouse team where a mouse beat up on a cat was
George Herriman's Krazy Kat, which was a
beautiful, unique vision about the pain of
unrequited love and was a metaphor for the
struggle of good vs evil, love vs hate, about
the power of perpetual hope and innocence and
longing and NOW Tom and Jerry have corrupted
this work of art with its idiocy and senseless
violence and inane, brainless humor.
48. People who think Pokemon is pointless
49. People who try to get in other people's
business and try to tell them what to think
and do and feel
50. Every stupid boyfriend Kristie's ever had
51. ESPECIALLY Crazy Winks
52. Campus cults
53. The loser patrol
54. People who don't understand how the Bill of
Rights works
55. Tripod
