If your ever in a jam, here I am
If your ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail; I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship, just the perfect blendship
When the other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig.

If you're ever up a tree, phone to me
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck

If they ever black your eyes. put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain; I'll complain
It's friendship friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it

Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle hep, hep, hep

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