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They don't embarrass you with the
way they dress
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They never say "I told you
so"
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They never leave dirty socks on
the floor
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They never think you're too fat
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They don't criticize your driving
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They think all your jokes are
funny
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They never talk about you behind
your back
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They think all your ideas are
brilliant
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They never hog the bathroom
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They never eat the last chocolate
chip cookie
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They never get jealous over your
other friends
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They would rather talk to you than
watch T.V.
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They always want to cuddle
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They never leave the toilet seat
up
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They think romantic movies are
great
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They understand your needs
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They think you cook like a master
chef
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They always insist that you buy
new clothes
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They don't make rude bodily sounds
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They value your opinion on
everything
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They hate beer and poker
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They think all sports are a waste
of time
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They love helping you around the
house
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They will always stop and ask
directions
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They are always on time
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They love to go shopping with you
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They never walk around in their
tacky underwear
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Their clothes always match and
they always look neat
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They never think you talk on the
phone too much
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They think all your time on the
computer is very meaningful
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They always trust you
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They encourage you to do whatever
you want
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They think having a pair of shoes
to match every outfit is necessary
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They don't snore
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They don't scratch themselves or
adjust "private parts" all the time
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They don't leave whisker shavings
in the sink
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They think everything you do is
way better than the way their mother did it
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They totally understand your need
for time to yourself
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They think you're gorgeous when
you first wake up
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They're completely sympathetic to
"monthly" mood swings
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They know no one else would treat
them as good as you do
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They're patient at all times
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They can hug and cuddle without
wanting anything more
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The hair on their back is soft and
the hair in their ears is cute
