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April 25, 2003 (part3)

see Part 1 here, see Part 2 here

Ten little Indians...

NDN MASCOTS AND BOBBLEHEADS

This is based on  a true story. No jokes!

Just when I thought I received my last hate mail for being somewhat supportive of Indian, Native American ,Ndn, Born in the USA politically disfunctional representational images of Native- First Nations Peoples in Sports or Hollywood, and aninated or non-animated cartoons and /or both international non-correct images transmitted through  internet or may I add, being beamed to every distant existing galaxy - ALONG COME THE REINTRODUCTION OF BOBBLEHEADS!

MLB .COM- NFL .COM- NBA.COM

As a young "relocated rez boy" growing up in Los Angeles in the 1960's -1970'sI grew into a LA Dodgers baseball fan. I remember seing LA Dodgers baseball doll heads bobbling in the backs of people's cars with big wide bucky toothed grins! " A LA Dodgers  fan in that car", I thought to myself. Oh,oh, a NY Yankees  fan over in the other car with his bobblehead smiling  at the rest of the LA folks on the 405 freeway. My parents and the Yankee fan are saying some nice unprintable words to each other while the bobbleheads are smiling and bobbling this way and that way. I wonder what the bobbleheads are thinking?

Examine the evidence and you be the self-righteous judge of what is simply humor or racism and what Native American Activists are teaching and lecturing and maybe, preaching to children as being the root cause of racism and genocide against Native Peoples.

Cleveland Indian Chief Wahoo - USA Major League Baseball mascot not to be mistaken with "Indian motorcycle" or Indiana State, or "Make a money wish" car air freshener Indian or children playing cowboys and Indians, has been singled out for being the "Red Sambo" or "red nigger" by Native American  support groups who are non-Indian for the most part.

Aside from this issue posed here : What do we do about Indians who are mixed blood with some other ethnic race such as French, Irish, Scottish, Asian or African etc.? An Indian with  black blood would have the first right to dislike being called a "red nigger!" But, among friends there is a sense of ironic respect given if the tone of the name is meant to be a sign of respect. I have been called "Chief" so often in my world travels that I think it is my name sometimes. Most people mean for the name Chief  to be a sign of respect and this is the first image of a name that comes to people's mind.

As a young teenager and young man I was in more physical confrontations , drag-down-kick-bite-scratch fights because someone called me Chief and I was offended. I think I even scalped a few guys during my Eurasian tours. Just kidding. After emptying rooms and sitting alone most of the time over this silliness, I began accepting that most peoples' intentions were in the right place and they meant no INTENTIONAL harm by calling me Chief, Indian, redskin or redman, or even Geronimo.

It is a truism that  sports teams' names may offend over-sensitive wannabe politically correct Indians and non-Indians. Even using the term "I-n-d-i-a-n" causes some mixed up Indigenous Peoples great confusion. Who am I? Some psychologists are being overpaid to help us poor Native-First-Nations-Real-People-Human-Beings-We-Were-Here-First-Damn-It-Good-Guys find that our Identity is with us and not those who are trying to define who we are. I wish I was getting paid for this job.

 

Picture this if you will:

If in the days of Kings and Knights , every coat of arms had a "team mascot logo" on it from the Indigenous Peoples of North and Central and South Americas, I wonder what tribal peoples image they would use? Damn! I would have to run with Chief Wahoo! And I would be the best knight in the Kingdom of OZ! And my court jesters (clowns) would be Robin Williams and Bernie Mac. Our magician Merlin would be Marilyn Manson. Guinewere definitely would NOT be Pocahontas or Sacajawea. No way! She would be the hot Whoopi Goldberg. Imagine the crazy times we would have in our kingdom. Our team motto would be, "Keep'em laughing!"

I'm digressing here so let me get back to the title idea of the return of the bobbleheads in the sports area. These bobblehead mascots date back to the Model-T Ford automobiles, circa 1920's. A utomobiles would have a place for bobbleheads to be seen doing their bobbling.

Hula bobblehead dolls came next, called Hulanodders.

Check out the Harlem Globetrotters  basketball bobbleheads. Very Cool.

 

Visit their site!

Soon the HG team will be arriving in Montreux, Switzerland (May 11). I bet you two Indian logos there will be noone demonstrating over the political correctness of the HG cool looking bobbleheads

Then there is the NBA playoff bobblehead series of the Detroit Pistons. Ben Wallace's promo had to be the most humoristic with his crazy giant afro. All in good fun and NO DOUBT to become a great collector's item.

This is the whole point of my issue! It's all in good fun and respect. A caricature can tear down  preconceived perceptions of anyone or any group of people with a piece of art work,, literature, a film or animation or political cartoon. A character of serious content will only become caricaturized because this is the way of not taking ourselves as a whole too seriously.

The first art history representation of a woman has become an icon for the ages. The Venus of Willendorf (24.000-22.000 BCE), pregnant big-breasted woman became rather caricaturized in the film "The 13th warrior" (2000).

WHERE WERE THE WOMEN LOBBYISTS FOR HER?

Just kidding - jokes...

The female issues are for another day... I'm already dealing with the question and issue: How many wives are Blackfeet men allowed? My politically correct answer is the same number as Blackfeet women are allowed husbands. Yeeha!

And let the debate begin!

In a word, the Indian mascot issue has become a caricature of the ABSURD!

Sporting events around the world can elevate images because fans become caught up in the spectacle of their own enthusiasm.

 

 

CONGRATS !

BEN WALLACE

DETROIT PISTONS

NBA 2002-2003 DEFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE YEAR

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