Lucky Charms

Closed eyes and catapults
Ensign erotica
Prick a finger for forgiveness
And "accidentally" test for disease

Push-ups with the protein 
Empires in us all
Paycheck poured devotion
Acid-washed jeans and origami

Popularly cultured CEOs
Dedicated dictators
Rape is for businessmen 
And ivy league aspirations

Neon contacts provided
Promised a sweet acceptance
Of sugar fueled fallacy
But I'm shit out of lucky charms