Please accept my apologies in advance for this little parody...you know, I was just sitting around the other day...and I couldn't help myself! :) I would say enjoy, but somehow, it just doesn't seem appropriate...
“Oh William,” Lizzy sighed, “I can’t believe I was such a fool for so long…believing Wickham’s lies, thinking you believed yourself too good for the rest of us…”
“At least you finally came to your senses, darling” William replied, a teasing smile playing about his lips. “Shall we go back up and join the others?”
Lizzy nodded, and the two of them climbed the stairs to the deck of William’s boat, where Jane, Charles, and the rest of the Bennet and Darcy clans awaited.
“William, this was such a wonderful idea, having the family party on your boat…I can’t recall a happier time.” Jane said.
Suddenly the boat was rocked by a huge explosion, the shrill, almost scream-like noise filling the air as the acrid smoke and flames began to rise.
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George Wickham sat on the shore, rubbing his hands together. Caroline Bingley approached him, taking his hand in her own.
“They never knew what hit them,” George said softly. “A pity, really…I would have loved for them to know I was never as stupid as they thought I was.”
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