Sins
of the Past:
No disclaimer. |
Chariots
of War:
No disclaimer. |
Dreamworker:
No disclaimer. |
Cradle
of Hope:
No babies were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
|
The
Path Not Taken:
No
disclaimer. |
The
Reckoning:
No
disclaimer. |
The
Titans:
No
disclaimer. |
Prometheus:
Iolaus was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
However, the Green Egg Men went on to live prosperous lives. |
Death
In Chains:
No jumbo-sized cocktail rats were harmed during the making of this
motion picture. |
Hooves
& Harlots:
No males, Centaurs, or Amazons were harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
The
Black Wolf:
No
disclaimer. |
Beware
Greeks Bearing Gifts:
No Oversized Polynesian-style Bamboo Horses were harmed during the
production of this motion picture. However, many wicker lawn chairs
gave their lives. |
Athens
City Academy of the Performing Bards:
The producers would like to acknowledge and pay tribute to Stanley
Kubrick, Kirk Douglas and all those who were involved with the making
of the film classic, Spartacus. Additional thanks to Steve Reeves.
|
A
Fistful of Dinars:
No Ambrosia was Spilled, Spoiled or in any way harmed during the
making of this motion picture. (Thanks to the indefinite shelf life
of marshmallows.) |
Warrior
... Princess:
Neither Xena nor her remarkable coincidental identical twin, Diana,
were harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
Mortal
Beloved:
No winged Harpies were harmed or sent to a fiery grave during the
production of this motion picture. |
The
Royal Couple of Thieves:
No ancient and inflexible rules governing moral behavior were harmed
during the production of this motion picture. |
The
Prodigal:
Meleager the Mighty, the generally tipsy and carousing warrior-for-hire,
was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
Altared
States:
No Unrelenting or Severely Punishing Deities were harmed during
the production of this motion picture. |
Ties
That Bind:
No fathers, spiritual or biological, were harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
The
Greater Good:
Excessive belching can cause brain damage and social ostracism.
Kids, please don't give in to peer pressure. Play it safe. |
Callisto:
Joxer's nose was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. However, his crossbow was severely damaged. |
Death
Mask:
No messenger doves were harmed during the production of this motion
picture. However, several were reported missing in action, and search-and-rescue
efforts are under way. |
Is
There a Doctor in the House?:
Being that war is hell, lots of people were harmed during the production
of this motion picture (but since television is a dramatic medium
of make believe, all casualties removed their prosthetic make-up
and went home unscathed). |
