The
Furies:
Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. The Furies, however, will be opening their own lap-dancing
variety show off-off-off Broadway soon. |
Been
There, Done That:
The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a
little gel and mousse straightened out the mess. |
The
Dirty Half Dozen:
No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture.
Can't we all just get along? |
The
Deliverer:
Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion
picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty
barbecue sauce to bring out the full flavor of the episode. |
Gabrielle's
Hope:
Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of
Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during
the production of this motion picture. |
The
Debt I:
No Frock Tarts (a.k.a. costume designers) were killed during the
production of this motion picture although they wish they had been.
|
The
Debt II:
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although
Gabrielle doen't know it yet) during the production of this motion
picture. |
King
of Assassins:
Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable
but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture.
|
Warrior
... Priestess ... Tramp:
Despite another lookalike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle)
was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
The
Quill Is Mightier:
No naked Gabrielles were harmed during the production of this motion
picture. |
Maternal
Instincts:
Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
The
Bitter Suite:
The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope you were A-MUSE-D
by this episode. |
One
Against an Army:
Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion
picture. |
Forgiven:
No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents
were harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
King
Con:
No con men were conned during the production of this motion picture.
|
When
in Rome:
Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count.
|
Forget
me Not:
Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during the production of this
motion picture. |
Fins,
Femmes & Gems:
Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this
motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to
it's original condition. |
Tsunami:
No cast or crew were singing "Tanks for the Memories" during the
production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "strike the
set" was given new meaning. |
Vanishing
Act:
Upon the completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' scuba
gear was placed on display at the Athens' Diving Institute for the
education and enjoyment of future generations to come. |
The
Sacrifice I:
No pulsing cocoons were harmed during the production of this motion
picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment. |
The
Sacrifice II:
Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of
this motion picture. |
