Adventures
in the Sin Trade I:
No dead Amazons lost their lives during the production of this motion
picture. |
Adventures
in the Sin Trade II:
Xena's search for Gabrielle was not harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
A
Family Affair:
No Spike-skinned, Prickly, Incredibly hungry offspring who can't
stand to run were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
|
In
Sickness & In Hell:
No Leapin' Lice were beaten, whipped, smashed or scratched during
the production of this motion picture. |
A
Good Day:
No permanent battle scars were inflicted during the production of
this motion picture. |
A
Tale of Two Muses:
No self-righteous magistrates intent on suppressing the basic human
right of freedom of expression were harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
Locked
Up & Tied Down:
No rabid flesh-eating crabs were harmed during the production of
this motion picture. |
Crusader:
Xena's Best Chewing Tooth was not harmed during the production of
this motion picture. |
Past
Imperfect:
Borias' goose was cooked during the production of this motion picture.
|
The
Key to the Kingdom:
No Priceless Porkers, of either organic or ceramic origins, were
harmed during the filming of this motion picture. |
Daughter
of Pomira:
No Blonde-Hair, Blue-Eyed Horde girls or their extended families
were harmed during the production of this motion picture. Lakota
toti. Bonai. Soli bonai (People all. Good. Only good). |
If
the Shoe Fits:
No Fractured Fables were harmed during the production of this motion
picture. |
Paradise
Found:
Paradise was found, but not necessarily embraced, during the production
of this motion picture. |
Devi:
In memory of Women's Best Friend: Bear, Dodger, Kali, Samantha,
Taffy, Bear. |
Between
the Lines:
Xena's Chakram got Gabrielle by the short hairs during the production
of this motion picture. |
The
Way:
Any similarities between Hanuman and a major character in the motion
picture classic "Planet of the Apes" is purely coincidental. |
The
Play's the Thing:
Although no great literary works were harmed or plagiarized, a few
thespians stole some scenes during the production of this motion
picture. |
Convert:
Argo's gastronomical condition was cleared up upon the completion
of this motion picture. |
Takes
One to Know One:
Argo was once again proven innocent during the production of this
motion picture. |
Endgame:
Pompey's rule came to a head during the making of this motion picture.
|
Ides
of March:
Xena and Gabrielle were killed during the production of this motion
picture. |
Deja
Vu All Over Again:
No sword-wielding, card-playing, therapy-seeking French Freedom
fighters were delivered during the production of this motion picture.
However rumors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed. |
