Fallen
Angel:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. |
Chakram:
Xena's dark and violent past were not harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
Succession:
Ares' Libido was not harmed during the production of this motion
picture. |
Animal
Attraction:
Although the rabbit died, no other animals were harmed during the
production of this motion picture. |
Them
Bones, Them Bones:
Xena and Alti were Bad To The Bone during the production of this
motion picture. |
Purity:
To obtain a copy of Joxer's recipe for Moo Shu Sauce and other Chinese
delicacies visit your local bookstore or look for it at the tavern.
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Back
in the Bottle:
Pao Su's split personality was not harmed during the production
of this motion picture. |
Little
Problems:
No pie tins were harmed during the making of Tharon's mask. |
Seeds
of Faith:
Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during
the production of this motion picture. |
Lyre,
Lyre, Hearts on Fire:
No lyres were strung out during the production of this motion picture.
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Punch
Lines:
Gabrielle and Argo were shrunk and Permanently Pressed during the
production of this motion picture. |
God
Fearing Child:
Zeus cashed in his chips during the production of this motion picture.
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Eternal
Bonds:
Ares' virility was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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Amphipolis
Under Siege:
Post production was under siege during the production of this motion
picture. |
Married
With Fishsticks:
No Sea Nymphs or other Denizens of the Deep were harmed during the
production of this motion picture. |
Lifeblood:
Warning: The Surgeon General confirms practising Weird and Grotesque
Amazon rituals may be hazardous to your health. |
Kindred
Spirits:
Many Cinnamon Swirls lost their lives during the making of Gabrielle's
headdress. |
Antony
& Cleopatra:
No rubberized snakes intent on destroying the Queen of Egypt were
harmed during the production of this motion picture. |
Looking
Death on the Eye:
Death almost died during the production of this motion picture.
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Livia:
Due to an overabundance of Beans and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastrointestinal
problem intensified during the production of this motion picture.
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Eve:
Joxer's sudden and unexpected death slowed down his rapid aging
process during the production of this motion picture. |
Motherhood:
All the gods were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
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