DISCLAIMERS: SEASON 6

Coming Home:
Xena & Gabrielle's psyches were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Haunting of Amphipolis:
No maggots were harmed during the filming of this motion picture, though a few were found in Gabrielle's teeth.
Heart of Darkness:
All Hell broke loose during the filming of this motion picture.
Who's Gurkhan?:
Xena's uncanny ability to recover from devastating wounds was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Legacy:
Despite severe air turbulence, no sand dunes were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although some experienced periodic bouts of motion sickness.
The Abyss:
Virgil's appetite was suppressed during the making of this motion picture.
The Rheingold:
No flying horses were harmed during the making of this motion picture, although several villages were bombarded with aerial manure.
The Ring:
Gabrielle's popularity surged during the making of this motion picture.
Return of the Valkyrie:
Any similarities between our story and the classic children's fairy tale is purely coincidental.
Old Ares Had a Farm:
Ares went to the dogs during the making of this motion picture.
Dangerous Prey:
Raczar mysteriously disappeared at the completion of production of this motion picture and is rumored to have been living under the guise of 'Prince Vladimar Barbeque Raczar.'
God You Know:
Gabrielle's undercover disguise was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.
You Are There:
The concept of linear time was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Path of Vengeance:
The disclaimer for this episode was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
To Helicon and Back:
No shark bait was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Send In the Clones:
No Xena fans were harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Last of the Centaurs:
The centaur population was severely harmed during the making of this motion picture.
When Fates Collide:
As the Fates would have it, Caesar was once again harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Many Happy Returns:
No fish guts were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
Soul Possession:
Joxer's process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
A Friend In Need I:
Xena and Gabrielle's Flying Circus and Amateur Fire Brigade will be arriving in your town soon.
A Friend In Need II:
Xena was permanently harmed during the making of this motion picture but she kept up her spirits.