Disclaimer: Since everybody writes extremely short uber parodies nowadays, of course Xenario's most wacko webmistress couldn't resist writing one.
Das Über, ja!
by J
"Hey, cute little blonde with green eyes and great bod! My family died in a tragic accident that makes me dysfuntional. Oh, I love you!"
"Oh, tall, raven-haired, blue eyed beauty! I have never met anyone like you! My dad is a creep, he hit me. Oh, I feel so strangely attracted to you! LOVE!"
The End