Disclaimer: Since everybody writes extremely short uber parodies nowadays, of course Xenario's most wacko webmistress couldn't resist writing one.

Das Über, ja!
by J

"Hey, cute little blonde with green eyes and great bod! My family died in a tragic accident that makes me dysfuntional. Oh, I love you!"

"Oh, tall, raven-haired, blue eyed beauty! I have never met anyone like you! My dad is a creep, he hit me. Oh, I feel so strangely attracted to you! LOVE!"

 

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