send your Emails to me explaining why you are my valentine!
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FROM: jilly billy SUBJECT: Valentines CC: hey there, If you pick me, My head will explode, Thats why you should pick me..........cause its filled with jam..and grrr..u should see what I can do with jam when I have somwhere to spread it.
MY COMMENTS: jill...your gross!!!!!!!!!!
Rating : 4.4
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FROM: Julie =) SUBJECT:mmeee. CC:I think you should pick me because I'm hot. I would be smarter but you distract me from schoolwork, therefore I can only sell my looks and not brain. And with looks baby, we can go places. If I win, I'll send you a lusty picture back! Besides, you're great to make out with.....
my comments: Nice.. very smooth .. but it needs more cow bell...
RAting: 8.8
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FROM: LEAH
subject: Valentines
CC: OH CORDAIO.... have you ever fantisized about you, me, and a giant octopus, in a bathtub full of jello? I have. I've even thought about the flavors. Cherry, I think, would be the best. But, I'm open to suggestions. I'm open to lots of suggestions, mostly sexually Oh and I give great head. SO PICK ME GODDAMMIT~~leah
MY COMMENTS: I get hot just looking at this entry.... But you lose five points because I know what a great actress you are....
Rating : 9.5
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From : Michelle G Sent : February 4, 2005 4:22:19 PM To : carriedawaytoday@hotmail.com Subject : be MY valentine
So I'm Michelle. You don't know me...but you will. Why? Because it is time for me to win your contest. What is the deal with this picture?.... it sounds good to me. I will hang it on the wall, as a reminder of the boy that needs some Valentine lovin, and the girl (myself) that won over his heart.....er...picture via email. Yes, that's it... and then we can have puppies. I'm naming mine Bruno. -michelle
MY COMMENTS: oh so close but so far michelle!, I actually Cannot have puppies this year,( one of my resolutions is not to litter.)
RATING: 8.5
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From:Jamie b Subject Valentines Day CC: Oh how I love you.. Let me Count the ways..... If I win, I will Put the Picture above my bed.. and every night sing sweet songs of love and devotion to your lusty Image....I will also be naked.. Sans clothes.... Plus If u dont pick me I will tell everyone about your littel penis!!!!!!! (its really small) My COMMENTS: Oh, good try, your still no shake spear...But everyone already knows how small my penis is(almost microscopic!(really)), last year I Insisted on having It compaired, lenth width and density to A strand of dna from the worlds smallest dog.. I lost by a hair, and then Insisted on having the results published In tiny byrd monthly (a jazz magaizine that had a featured article about littel pricks)8.5 (extra points For Black mail effort)
So far leah is winning With a 9.5, You may only enter twice.