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Previous Legally Binding Polls:

#13 trevor's hottest look (real or imagined)

Tie, no shirt 20%
Matrix designer Trevor 13%
with Chris Clark as lap dog 20%
Gladiator Trevor 0%
Crime Stoppers Joker 0%
Crave cross-dressing punk 6%
Sweats and stained wife-beater 0%
In Kat's old raver clothes 13%
Whole body tattoo of Barney 20%
School girl, naughty or nice 6%

Comments:
1. jake...you rock
2. obviously barney tattoo

#12 Who should Katherine and Margaret choose for a new house-mate?

Chris Clark 307 (38%)
Katheryn B's whole family 1 (0%)
Ken McLeod 100 (12%)
Andre 3000 Benjamin 3 (0%)
Make Daniele move in 309 (39%)
Make Makito pay rent 7 (0%)
Jacketless Hobo 6 (0%)
Unknown 2 (0%)
Artfag Nathan 5 (0%)
Hipster Nathan 49 (6%)

789 Total votes

1. "chris clark <3"

2. "makitoes, Yo the only way I'm paying rent, Is If I can pimp my roomates out, that way its an investment. Or I can have a grow up. Thats an investment too."

3. "Well, Clarkie ceratinly brings traffic to the site..."

4. "where is my child support biotch???"

5. "let chris move in. he's the obvious winner."

6. "i totally voted for danielle, i think should would bring just the right amount of crazyness to our little prideaux st. h.n."

7. "grow "up"?....hahahhaha anyway, the most best choice isnt even on there.....Trevor is the WINNER!! hoorah!! "

8. "Since no more than maybe 12 people ever vote on this thing and it's well known Chris Clark unleashed a massive internet campaign to get people to vote for him, that must mean 291 of them voted against him, splitting their votes between Daniele, Ken and "hipster" Nathan."

9. "once again jake...im very sad that i didn't get on one of your polls...do i even exist? --Trevor"

#11 Which typeface should be eradicated from the planet?

Helvetica 0%
Cooper Black 7%
Papyrus 42%
Sand 21%
Times New Roman 7%
Courier New 0%
Tahoma 21%
Bank Gothic 0%
Jokerman %
Verdana 0%

Comments:

Papyrus wasn't even used for type in the Egyptian Era, it was used for fuckin' PAPER. If Papyrus wasn't so fuckin' ugly and used so prolifically in small towns stifled with designer façades, I would choose Tahoma. Seeing as how this is Nanaimo, I must refuse Tahoma and most definetly choose that horrible, horrible typeface, Papyrus. -former graduate gels

papyras, is the shit yo, I'd trade toilet paper for papyras anyday

sorry barb, it's hideous.

Sorry Joel, it's hideous.

#10: Which 2nd year is going to drop the hammer on their 1st year desk partner who wrecks their table?

Amy    0%
Ryan    12%
Katherine    25%
Daniele    6%
Jakob    31%
Nathan    0%
Lisa    12%
Ben    12%
Makito    0%
Margaret    0%

#9 The Matrix: Reloaded casting would have been better with

Pam Greer as Niobi 0%
Audrey Tatou as Persephone 0%
Milla Jovovich as Trinity 14%
Mickey Rooney as The Keymaker 0%
Mr. T as Morpheus 4%
Rowan Atkinson as Merovingian 9%
Dr. Phil as The Oracle 4%
Will Smith as Agent Smith 4%
Regis Philban as The Architect 57%
Jim Carey as Neo 4%

#8 What is the single most likely event at Katherine's B-B-Q

Katherine will kick Daniele 18%
Nathan will dance like a mutha 9%
Jen will get Jakob hammered 9%
Jessica will hit on Gels 0%
Katheryn will spliff it up 0%
Makito will go fucking nutzo 36%
Vince will makeout with Bison 9%
Sundy will be quietly amused 9%
Jakob will get lit on fire 9%
Awkward silences 0%

#7 Who should Graphic Design students challenge to a knife fight in the vacant lot?

Culinary Arts Students 14%
Drama Students 14%
Music Students 0%
Applied Arts Faculty 7%
ESL Students 14%
Bookstore Staff 0%
Visual Arts Students 14%
Interior Design Students 35%

#6 Which movie is gonna suck worst?

Matrix: Reloaded 16%
T3 33%
Pirates of the Caribean 50%
The Hulk 0%
X-Men 2 0%
Star Wars III 0%

#5 1st years, what was your least favourite class of the six?

Design Fundamentals 9%
Colour Theory 36%
Graphics Rendering 45%
Illustration II 9%
Photography II 0%
Illustrator (Karen's section) 0%
Illustrator (Nancy's section) 0%

#4 In a Kumatai death-match against Karen, who'd survive?

Ben 14%
Makito 0%
Rick 0%
Hoody 42%
Katherine P. 42%
Sonny Chiba 0%

#3 Whose baby would look more freakish?

Daniele and Nathan's 30%
Gels and Ryan's 10%
Mike and Sundy's 10%
Makito and Ellen's 0%
Lisa and Darryll's 0%
Karen and Wilf's 0%
Katherine and Joel's 0%
Rick and anyone's 50%

#2 If Daniele wasn't sick and was in class, what would she be saying right now?

God! I'm SO miserable! 0%
No, I'm serious. I'm miserable 0%
My drawing is such ASS. 8%
FUCK. Why am I even here? 58%
I LOVE you guys SO much! 0%
I just can't DEAL with this! 8%
All I want to do is get drunk. 25%

#1 Sex With Classmates: Ye or Nay?

Anytime is lovin' time: 27%
No, that's just gross: 27%
Only under paraline stress 9%
Only during classtime 9%
Never in the darkroom 0%
Alcohol excuses everything 18%
Undecided: make me an offer 9%