Tavern keeper: Crazy old Maurice Patron: He's always good for a laugh Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmm? Crazy old Maurice. Hmm. Gaston: LeFou. I'm afraid I've been thinking. LeFou: A dangerous pastime. Gaston: I know. But that whacky old coot is Belle's father, and his sanity's only "so so" Now the wheels in my head have been turning since I looked at that loony old man. See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle, and right now I'm evolving a plan! If I . . . (whisper) LeFou: Yes? Gaston: Then we . . . (whisper) LeFou: No! Would she . . . Gaston: (whisper) Guess! LeFou: Now I get it! Both: Let's go! No one plots like Gaston, Gaston takes cheap shots like Gaston. LeFou: Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston. chorus: So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating! My what a guy! Gaston