Mystery Solved
It seems that when the good lord was making the world
he called man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of
normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the creator
refused to budge.
Then the lord called the monkey and gave him 20 years.
"But I don't need 20 years," said the monkey. "Ten years
is plenty." Man spoke up and said: "May i have the other
10 years?" The monkey agreed.
Then the lord called on the lion and also gave him 20 years.
The lion, too, wanted only 10. Again the man spoke up, "May
I have the other 10 years?" "Of course," said the lion.
Then came the donkey, who was also given 20 years. Like the
others, 10 years was enough. Man again asked for the spare
10 years and he got them.
Now this explains why man has 20 years of normal sex life,
10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion about it, and
10 years of making a jackass out of himself.
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