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Jingle Bells Parody
Well, due to my Christmas spirit, I have decided to sing an X-Mas
favorite, well not exactly, but my rendition of it. So if you
wanna read something that will make a dog wail like a banshee,
please continue, and if you are offended, too bad, go away!
Ahem, la la la... me me me... just warming up the old vocal chords.
Ok, here we go!
Alarm Bells
Dashing through the doors
At the first National Bank
Through the crowds I go
Screaming all the way.
Alarm bells on walls ring
Causing people fright
What fun it is to run and scream
A robbery song tonight.
Alarm bells, Alarm bells
Alarms all the time,
Oh what fun it is to rob
With a rifle and body armor,
Oh Alarm bells, Alarm bells
Alarms all the time,
Oh what fun it is to rob
When there are no guards in sight.
A day or two ago
I thought I'd like to rob
And soon an AK-98
Was resting by my side;
The bike was quiet and fast
Misfortune seemed my lot,
I ran into a LoneStar patrol
And there I got shot at.
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out to scout a bank
And to my luck I found one;
A gent was riding by
In a suped-up motor bike
I laughed at him as
I knocked him to the ground
But quickly stole his bike.
Now the ground is red,
Go it while you're young,
Take some C4 along
And sing this robbing song.
Strap a bomb to your chest,
Threaten to blow it up,
If you run towards the cops
then boom! You'll be shot dead. =)
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