The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!
C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
E-mail returned to sender---insufficient voltage.
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.