APPLE:
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
PCMCIA:
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN:
It Still Does Nothing
SCSI:
System Can't See It
DOS:
Defunct Operating System
BASIC:
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM:
I Blame Microsoft
NEC:
Not Even Close
DEC:
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM:
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2:
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW:
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH:
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
Unix:
When you can't afford the very best.
MS-DOS:
Just say no!