It is with great remorse that I inform you all of the sad news
of something that happened to someone very dear to us all.
Last night, at approximately 8:42 pm, the Energizer Bunny,
after going, and going, and going for so long, unfortunately
passed away.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief
medical examiner reported the cause of death as acute cardiac
arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation..
Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards
and he kept coming, and coming, and coming.....
